Community Status Updates

In molten lard, no less.
You've never experienced freshly deep fried chips unless it's in lard.
None of this Canola cholestrol-free Oil rubbish.

To what model and build?
Something like you?
In all your 'next generation' abilities?
Tell me, what exactly are your specs?

Marry!

Sun Lin Fy Lok.
Harh, pathetic Cantonese skillz!
Take that, evil mortal!

Fireworks go Boom!
And Zang! Ping!
Swish! Zoom! Kablooey!
Merry Bew Year and a bottle of rum!
Yohoho!

New Years and all...
You're just getting more dated and dated.
...you sure it isn't upgrade time yet?

Rah, have a good new year Bishman.
Though you're probably already in it. =P

Also noting that you, in fact, have 3 stars at this point in time.
=P

Ody.
It must be Ody you're talking.
No doubt.

Hehe.
Originality strikes again.

Wow, that picture looks old.
Like, from the 80s.
So by association, you must be as old as 80.

Kui sure seems suspicious with all the giggling she's doing about your 4 stars.

Did you use your beard as a storage item?
Put a chicken wing in there to save for later, and pull it out in a day when you need a snack?

Or you could dig up deep dark secrets from his past and blackmail him with it.

Blargh, next time you swing by, give a shout in the staff forums.
Things need to be discussed.
And we also need to know that you're not dead.
For the second time.