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Didn't you order a baby or something?
When's that being delivered?
And more importantly, I hear FedEx does a pretty good job at delivering stuff.

Wouldn't it be horrible if a flock (yes, like birds) of ninjas came in and completely ravaged your profile to the extent that you had to tear down your house, buy a new lot of land, build a new house, and then demolish that as well?

Seems everyone's getting in the festive Haruhi spirit.

Back to 4-stars eh?
I guess that maybe you deserve it for having such wonderfully festive Haruhi-ness.
Maybe.

The first thing I see when I enter your profile is "Are you SURE you're not gay?".
Harharhar.

You know, I would totally read that, but I'm totally distracted by the smell.
What [i]is[/i] that?
I know Azzam smells, but not that much. Unless he truly has exceeded in making himself more odiferous.

Zomg, Das was on for a brief amount of time.

We love Duce when he's sober.
And even when he's not.
And even when he's between the two.
Like a sandwich.

Cal's still alive?
=O

Yeah, I've had to evolve to keep up with these new kids. Jumping around all spry while I sat there all inanimate and such.

Wait you're an android now?!
I though you were lampshade man from the Quiet Hill series.
Or watermelon guy.
Oh man I'm outdated.

Me?
I'm not that nice.
Personally, out of the 3 most recent people (all within 2 minutes... =O) PA's probably the one that did it.
He's sly that way. Trying to put the blame on someone else for his nice actions.

I can always get hacked and hold people hostage like in the first episode of SAC.
Oh, wait, that didn't turn out very well, did it?
=\

Oh, semantics.
And I do believe it's somewhat below milo level.
By a whole star.
=O

Hmm...then you will be like those old-model andriods in GiTS that rich guys do weird stuff with.