Edited by Murray_18_2006, 15 April 2007 - 06:55 AM.
Quotes from Family guy
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 06:55 AM
Louis I'm not drunk I'm just wicked tired from stayin up all night drinkin.Peter
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 10:56 AM
stewie: "well if uve got such supre sensative hearing, then hear this" (stewie mouths '**** you') <not sure if thats exactly the quote but ohwell.brian: 
"im telling"stewie: :l "GAH I SAID VACUME I SAID VACUME!"andpeter: i wasnt sleeping, theres a bug in my eye i was trying to suffocate it.
"im telling"stewie: :l "GAH I SAID VACUME I SAID VACUME!"andpeter: i wasnt sleeping, theres a bug in my eye i was trying to suffocate it.
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 01:50 PM
Meg: i look fat in all my dressesBrian: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh....best of all time.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 05:58 PM
meg: you wanna watch spongebob?peter: yes.. with apple juice..(meg opens the car tv)peter: heh, spongebo, heh.. spongebob..i love the way peter says that line!!
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 11:03 PM
Al Harrington: Come to Al Harrington's Wacky-wavy-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapoag! (ending might be different)
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Posted 10 November 2007 - 12:39 AM
Peter: "Wonder twin powers: Activate! Form of, steam!"Brian: "Peter, we got these in a box of Frankenberry."
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Posted 10 November 2007 - 01:18 AM
"When you wish upon a Jew..." sorry, just had to bring that one up! Banned episode?
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Posted 02 December 2007 - 03:59 PM
stewie:"louis louis louis louis momma momma momma momma mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy ma ma ma ma ma mummy mummy mummy mummy momma momma momma ma ma"louis: "WHAT?"stewie: "hi!" heehehhehethat was a wierd line
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 06:53 PM
my absolute favorite is the speech peter gives about the real meaning of christmas. i dont recall exactly what he said, but i know it was about jesus raising from the dead, becomming a zombie and i think needing sacrifices to appease him.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 01:16 AM
Lol.. I like the "I work at burger King" song that peter sings.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 02:52 AM
"Lewis. Lewis. Lewis. Lewis. Lewis. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mummy. Ma ma. Mummy. Ma ma. Mummy. Ma ma. Mommy. Mum.""What??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!""Hi."Or maybe the "you have AID's" song
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 05:34 AM
"chicken.... gave me a bad coupon..." Lol and that whole fighitng thing between peter and the chicken seemed pointless too but too jokes.
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 08:53 AM
quagmire:louis and peter r high and naked on the couch stewie and brian jus leave then quagmire pops out of nowhere and ses "room foh one more"
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 09:01 AM
can't remember the quote exactly, but it was a spoof on the sound of music where the nun pulls out a human head
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:32 AM
Peter: "Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word"
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 08:53 PM
"You know its really hard to masterbate when your talking.""Not for me!"Unknown Soldiers
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Posted 08 December 2008 - 12:28 AM
"Meg who let you back in the house?"
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Posted 22 December 2008 - 07:40 AM
Stewie: "What the deuce?" xPOINTS were deducted for this post by -Burnout-Please refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 23 December 2008 - 03:27 PM
"shut up meg!" by peter.POINTS were deducted for this post by -Burnout-Please refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:08 AM
Yesterday I was thinking of this scenario when peter was talking about his experience in art and stuff. Made me laugh real hard."do... do I paint the penis?""do... do I sculpt the penis?""do... do I conduct with my penis?"
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Posted 26 December 2008 - 01:38 AM
apollo why is family guy ohis the appolo yacool whip cool whip want some whip
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 09:15 AM
brian and stewie in the desertBrian: what are you doingStewie: well i dont want to track sand in cuz once you get it in there you cant get it out
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 06:19 AM
best quote ever 
*peter hits knee on a mailbox*Sssssss......AaaaahhhhhhSssssss......AaaaahhhhhhSssssss......Aaaaahhhhhh
*peter hits knee on a mailbox*Sssssss......AaaaahhhhhhSssssss......AaaaahhhhhhSssssss......Aaaaahhhhhh
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Posted 31 January 2009 - 11:38 AM
the good one from brian is "i'm not drunk, i have a speech impediment.........and a stomach infection...........and an inner ear infection" whichi he sicks over the pub floor and falls flat onto the floor
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 11:17 AM
Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian ... Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.. uhhhh ...Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.Brian: Oh, oh you speak English!Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?Bellboy (Spanish): Que?
Edited by Autochron, 09 February 2009 - 11:17 AM.
