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Quotes from Family guy
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 08:28 PM
"Hey I didn't know Optimus Prime was Jewish." -Peter.and then optimus like transforms and the hat appears, along with the hair on the sides
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 09:32 PM
Omg, the scene with Stewie and Brian and stewie keeps saying Cool Whip and like emphasizing the "H" That was awesome....
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 05:26 AM
*griffins escape to asiantown after breaking lois out of prison*chris:at least the evil monkey wont bother me anymore*asian evil monkey appears*also peter starts pointing at every asian and calling them jackie chan
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Posted 21 February 2009 - 09:29 AM
My all-time favorite quote/scene from Family Guy was during the welfare episode. If I'm not mistaken, that was the first Family Guy episode ever. Anyway, Peter was sentenced to jail, so...Brian: "Oh no!"Meg: "OH NO!"Lois: "Oh NO!"--Kool-Aid Man busts through wall of court house--"OH YEAHHH!"Then the guitar slowly fizzles out awkwardly and everybody stares as the Kool-Aid Man quietly backs out through his hole.Gets me every time! 
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:41 AM
"no turn off the windsheild wipers they don't work they're making it worse"stewie
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 05:57 AM
quagmire! put your skin back on.POINTS were deducted for this post by Father TorquePlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 01:07 AM
hey! hey other dog! f*** you! lol that one is just f-ing wonderful!
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 12:07 AM
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Posted 28 February 2009 - 06:51 PM
alright gigady gigady sed by quagmuire
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 01:40 PM
Music & Lyrics By Stewie Griffin, as said by stewie in the newest episode
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 04:14 PM
Mr. Tumnis: Welcome to Narnia. I'm Mr. Tumnis.Peter: Hey give me back my sock you goat bastard!
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Posted 06 July 2009 - 07:11 PM
"*peter "searches" Quagmire and things are dropping*"Peter: I think thats uhh, all of it......CleaveLand: Want me ta' double check?
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Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:54 AM
Ha, don't know exactly what episode this was, but it was with the 3 nuns making fun of a scene from the "Sound of Music" 2 nuns: Mother, we have sinned.head mother: what have you sinned?1 nun pulls out what she used to pop the guys tires and the other pulls out a severed headhead mother: Oh my gosh!!! What is wrong with you!?nun: hey, I told her not to mess with me!well something like that anyway 
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 12:11 AM
I love Family Guy! I think all the quotes I know have already been said... but this would have to be one of my all time favorite shows! Bryan quotes are funny... and Peter is so random 
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Posted 25 July 2009 - 11:51 PM
Wow, I just read this whole thread. You guys got A LOT of good ones. I don't think this one has come up yet though. (or i could have missed it i suppose, still my favorite. )Meg sitting on her bed in a nightgown, staring at a pack of ball park franks: "I'm going to pretend you're the new york knicks." And Peter does a call back to it later in the episode with "We keep running out of hot dogs for some reason!" That's my fave.
)Meg sitting on her bed in a nightgown, staring at a pack of ball park franks: "I'm going to pretend you're the new york knicks." And Peter does a call back to it later in the episode with "We keep running out of hot dogs for some reason!" That's my fave.
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 11:21 AM
Lots of quotes for Family Guy in my head!! But my top 10. Do note it's kinda lengthy but I believe if you read them all, you'll end up crying with laughter as did I from merely re-capping them, lol. 10) -- "Cool Whip" -- Stewie9) -- "Hello, may I help you with anything ma'm?" * Store Clerk sees Meg wearing a shirt she was trying on at the store * "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *Store Clerk soaks herself in oil, lights herself and jumps through store-window*8) -- "Oh God! That woman's choking!!" *Quagmire runs all the way down to change room, climbs atop woman and starts doing, 'CPR'* *Woman starts to breathe normally again* *Crowd of on-looking women look through door* "Oh God! That man just saved that woman's life!" "Huh? What?" 7) -- "Now Chris, your my son and all but I just want you to know that you can't take that tone with me. We've been sitting here now for the pass hour after feeding Monkey and he's going to poop soon and we're going to throw that around and have fun. Just saying that you can be a part of this. It is up to you" -- Peter6) -- "Haha! Look at me! Freeze ma'm! Your under arrest!" *Peter fires pistol twice in air infront Louis* "Ohh Peter! That's so sexy!! Grrr!" *Peter accidentally shoots Louis in the arm* "Oh my God! Louis! I shot you!!" "Ahhh! I know Peter! And it's FREAKING SEXY!! NOW TWIST YOUR FINGER IN THERE!!!"5) -- "Ding Fries are done x4" "I gotta' run x4" "I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers" "I wear paper hats" "Would you like an apple pie with that x2" "Ding fries are done x4" "I gotta' run x4" "Don't touch the fries in hot fat" "It really hurts bad" "And so do skin grafts" "Would you like an apple pie with that x2" "Where is the bell" "Wait for the bell" "Can't hear the bell" "Where is the bell" [Repeat song till Line 6]4) -- "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mother, mother mother, mother, mother mother mother mother mother, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,""WHATT?!?!?!""..... Hi!"*Stewie runs off giggling*3) -- "YES!! I'VE FINALLY DID IT!! I'VE FINALLY KILLED LOUIS!!" *Stewie runs along and trips and lands on face* "Ouch!!" *Stewie begins to cry* "I want my Mommy!! - Oh yeah... That's right..."2) -- "Mom, remember that pet-gold fish I thought was dead so I flushed it down the toilet?" "Yes Chris, why?" "Well... I just found it it's not dead...." *Giant Gold-Fish points gun at Chris's head and loads it*1) -- *Stewie arrives, cardboard 'home' and sees his, wife with another baby* "Stewie! I wasn't expecting you home!! You remember Steve, right?!" "Whoa, whoa whoa! Is that the Photo-Album I bought you last weekend?!" [Or something like that, lol] "Hey! How ya been Stewie!" "Shut-up! I asked... Is that... The Photo-Album... I bought you... Last weekend...!!" "Erh.. Maybe I should leave...?" "No, no need to!! I will!! I don't believe I actually loved you!!" *Stewie grabs Rupert and leaves* "Well... That went alot better than I expected.." "Yeah... *Sniff, sniff* Do you smell smoke?" *Stewie outside burning down the cardboard house* "Hah! That's what you get for betraying me you whore!!" [ LMAO! ][Lol. Push all numbers down 1. I just remembered one that was EXTREMELY funny!!]Edit -- New #1:Meg: Mom! I got that job at Mayor West's office as his secretary!Louis: See that Brian? Your being really lazy these days without a job. Your even worse than Meg.Meg: Yeah! Even I'M better than you!Peter: Yeah Brian! It's like your below Meg!*Everybody laughs at Brian*Meg: Hear that Brian!? Your the new me!! Your the new Meg!!Peter: Meg! Shut up! [ROTFL!] I apologize again for the length post.
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Posted 24 January 2010 - 08:01 PM
"What The Duce ????"-StewieGotta love the duce .
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Posted 30 January 2010 - 08:15 AM
"you know what would come out if i was to masterbate right now; a lil flag with the word bang on it"quagmire
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Posted 02 February 2010 - 05:33 AM
"Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you."-stewie
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Posted 31 August 2010 - 01:15 AM
Peter!"quarmire, you belong in a tree, you're a nut!" Lmfao, makes me laugh just typing it.
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:02 PM
Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
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Posted 19 December 2010 - 02:29 AM
Stewie lands in a nearby strollerStewie "Ooo I smell a dirty diaper. My God why does that turn me on?"Quagmire's Dad "I'm not gay son. Although I am a woman trapped inside a man's body. XDXDXDXD
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Posted 21 December 2010 - 02:21 PM
what are you smoking and can i get some from your dealer? -Brian responding to peter's plan to steal back the x-mas presents he accidentally donated
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 05:39 AM
Peter- Ooo, Ooo, is this thing on?Restraunt guy-uhhhPeter- Attention Restraunt customers, testicles, that is all....
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Posted 17 February 2011 - 08:52 PM
"Allah Huakbar! BOOM "- peter talking about his palestinian alarm clock
