i say i dont have a printer and didnt have time to print it anywhere, but it's true that i dont have a printer tho lol
Best homework excuses
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:48 AM
i dont do home work if i think its 
so the excuse i use is " Who Is this Important to Education, you Are not doing youre job be A better teacher, I'm not the one getting paid Here"Another one that works is " I have ADD and could not concentrate.... then act upset
so the excuse i use is " Who Is this Important to Education, you Are not doing youre job be A better teacher, I'm not the one getting paid Here"Another one that works is " I have ADD and could not concentrate.... then act upset
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Posted 01 December 2008 - 08:15 AM
I used to just tell my teachers that I did it in class and passed it in, and that they must've lost it.You wouldn't believe how often that works if you're convincing enough.If I didn't think that would work (which it just doesn't on some teachers) I'd just go "I didn't feel like doing it, oh well."
A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny. -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 11:49 AM
The wind blew my homework away...
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:55 PM
Few rasons:1)Said your dog eat your homework.2)I don't have a printer.3)The library was closed.4)My friend didn't tell me.
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 03:09 PM
I like the joke when the kid and the Teacher are talking:kid: Miss, I have a question.teacher: Yes?kid: Do I get detention for what I haven't done?teacher: I think not, why?kid: Cause I didn't do my homework.
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Posted 04 December 2008 - 04:11 PM
the classic 1 about ur dog eating it lol
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 08:49 AM
nope... i never show up in class.
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 09:19 AM
me or my family relative got sick and has to be hospitalized
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:33 PM
I always liked, I e-mailed it to you last night! Musta been a server malfunction?
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Posted 09 December 2008 - 03:32 PM
Mine was "My homework was sucked into the vacuum when i was cleaning!"At least the teacher could praise you for doing chores 
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 02:59 AM
the best i can think of is "you never told me i had homework"
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 03:41 AM
My dog ate... YESTERDAY! Nah, I don't know really. How about this:1.I missed a day! I deserve an extra day! (never works)2.No excuse. (You actually did the work and added a skill point to your brain)3.Don't show up! (your teacher will still penalize you or take points off if you turn it in the next day)4.Ms. Teacher, you SUCK! (she may forget the assignment, but you're now suspended and being psycho analyzed.)5.I had to go to a funeral/mourn over dead family member.(At least at the school I'm at, they didn't care, I was still absent, and I missed 6 assignments)6.I turned that in. (Based on your status, whether your known for sucking or for being honest and having a B average. If the teacher KNOWS your a slacker, they'll give you the assignment again, MAYBE extending the time. If they REALLY like you, they might actually just negate the assignment, especially if it's small enough.) Those are just some ideas.
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 05:11 AM
say u left it at ur friends house lol
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Posted 10 December 2008 - 11:17 AM
"No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."lol, that was from The Blues Brothers. sure, he was talking to a girl, but I'm sure it'll work for you too XDI'm pretty sure everything has been said >< but if you have siblings, they're you're best excuse, like saying that they were going to pay you back for something you did. Or if you don't, say your mum used it as a shopping list 
, and you didn't want to lose marks on bad presentation. But knowing your teacher/s, they'll call your bluff if you say something like not wanting to lose marks on presentation >< >< ><If you're a good actor, try saying you did it the other night and put it on the dinner table and it WASN'T THERE. and you couldn't look for it 'cause it was getting late. Then come in the next day and say your mum cleared it from the table cause you had a guest come over or something. Though your acting skills would have to be pretty good to pull that off.
, and you didn't want to lose marks on bad presentation. But knowing your teacher/s, they'll call your bluff if you say something like not wanting to lose marks on presentation >< >< ><If you're a good actor, try saying you did it the other night and put it on the dinner table and it WASN'T THERE. and you couldn't look for it 'cause it was getting late. Then come in the next day and say your mum cleared it from the table cause you had a guest come over or something. Though your acting skills would have to be pretty good to pull that off.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 08:09 PM
Well one I used is "My cat ate it" and she actually did, but my teacher didn't believe me =[.My cat likes to chew things.But just say my computer crashed, my printer broke, my little brother stole it, I forgot it in my printer, I ran outta ink, etc etc.
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Posted 14 December 2008 - 11:22 PM
Alot of times I would just say can I grab it out of my locker? and when I do I'd usually just cram it/make a bad version of it and turn it in LOL. Not smart.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:11 AM
Every ono says that whem i was a baby i used to cry a lot 
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 12:20 AM
Best homework excuse: My computer is in the shop ( getting repaired)Worst homework excuse: My goldfish ate my homework.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:27 AM
Well, you could try: I went to the hospital because I had a terrible and a weird illness, worthy for a Dr. House Case.
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:34 AM
A good one if your teacher's kinda scatterbrained..."I did turn it in.""What do you mean, you don't have it? I did it!""I have it saved on my computer at home, I guess I can print out another copy for you if you can't find it..."
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Posted 15 December 2008 - 05:02 PM
mmm...Try this: i was tripped when i was the swimming pool and the homework fell inwith me. Something like that.
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 05:13 AM
There's no better excuse than "my dog ate it."
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 11:04 PM
My computer ran out of ink, I tried this because I didn't do the homework even though the school library was open.... I have also used the one where I didn't send it to myself (well I did but not the attachment). I think I have also used that I was sick so I went to bed early. (this totally works and just act like your not feeling well.)
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Posted 16 December 2008 - 11:10 PM
"My dog ate it" is not a good excuse, maybe you should try: "Sorry, I accidentally spilled hot cocoa on it."Actually bring the ruined homework to your teacher and show it to her!
BAD EXCUSE, "I spilled hot cocoa on it"There's no better excuse than "my dog ate it."
