My favorite is my mom spilled coffee on it.
Best homework excuses
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 12:59 AM
You could always just go to the bathroom.
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 05:44 AM
Best Excuse ever!!!!Step 1)Say u went to a Libary or Macdonald's to do ur homework yesterdayStep 2)Say u were just about to write down the answer to the first answer when a Mafia guy rushed into the place with a tommygun and told u to give him the "codes"Step 3)Say u did not noe this guy at all so u gave him the homework(most convinient as it was rite on the table), while telling him it was the "codes"Step 4)Say the guy realized u were ****ing with him and he tried to shoot uStep 5)Say u used ur bag as a safety vest(remember to bring a different bag to school that day)Step 6)Say u ran out of the place when the guy used up all his bulletsStep 7)Say he chased u so u had to throw ur bag at him to slow him downStep 8)Say u managed to reach home safely but the guy staked out at ur neighbour's house, watching uStep 9)Say he burned ur homework out of Frustration (notice the fact that ur homework did not mysteriously disppear)Step 10)Say u barely managed to reach school this morning in one piece and still breathingStep 11)Finish ur story and ask 4 permission to go to the toiletStep 12)Laugh ur ass off in a cubicle and and stay there for 5 minutes in case ur laughing nerve works up againStep 13)Return to ur class and copy ur homework from the guy/gal next to u while telling him/her what an idiot the teacher is~END~ :PIf all else fails, u could say ur dad was having Diarrhea, the toilet paper had run out, and u accidentally left ur homework in the bathroom
Edited by Yulaw, 17 December 2008 - 06:01 AM.
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Posted 17 December 2008 - 04:53 PM
Yeah, or my dog ate it , i have actually seen a dog eat homework, No kidding!, after they put bacon grease on it
Edited by billybobbyboooooooo, 17 December 2008 - 04:54 PM.
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 12:08 AM
teacher took it in another class and iddnt give it back
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 12:10 AM
"My crappy, old-ass computer didn't save the document I saved it on!" - the excuse I used all the time in high school.That worked almost all the time and it was usually true... 
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 01:08 AM
spiled a bottle of water on it and i couldnt get the time to re write it
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 04:08 AM
Best excuse? As a recent college graduate, I know that you could always tell your teachers that you are bogged down with a lot of assignments and might need an extension on the essay you have to write. Of course, as an English Major, I know that's not so much of an excuse. It's more like the absolute truth...But look on the bright side! The more you write, the better you get at it. I recently wrote a 14-page screenplay IN ONE NIGHT. I started at 6 and was finished before 11. Now THAT is being productive!
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 06:09 AM
could always just skip the class or be like my moms bringing it in to school and do it in another class before end of day.
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 09:49 AM
Just silent....after all, teachers obviously look student's assignment and then on her class records.
^ Read that, not this.
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Posted 03 January 2009 - 08:56 PM
i was hungry so i ate it trust me it works im not kidding
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 03:08 AM
The story of how I lost my homework involves a hamster, a hippo, a toaster and some roller skates. You don't want to hear the details, believe me.The story of how I lost my homework involves a hamster, a hippo, a toaster and some roller skates. You don't want to hear the details, believe me.
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 03:14 AM
''My dog demon ate my homework'' found this on deviantart and tough it was funny 
*Inuyasha joke*
*Inuyasha joke*
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 01:45 AM
My dog almost ate my homework but I stopped him. Then I decided I just didn't want to bring it to school.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 04:53 AM
*bribe*teacher: Oh what a nice piece of work you have here, 100%
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:10 AM
You could say, "I had more important homework for a subject i actually enjoy doing" that might work depending on the teacher
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:20 AM
"Well, Ms. Teacher, I was doing my homework, but an evil presence spread destruction over the world. I had to save us from being pwned."Most of the time i just man up and tell my instructor I didn't do my homework. The anger in her face cracks me up. (I never do my homework.)
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 07:47 AM
!. My dog thought it was a newspaper.2. I put it in the kitchen when I was trying to cook.3. My dad put it in the trash can when he was cleaning.4. I accidentally dropped it on the driveway.5. My baby brother scribbled on my paper.6. The demon cat my parents love turned it into confetti. (My favorite!)
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 08:52 AM
Some that I've used before was 1."OMG! WHERE IS IT?!! I KNOW I DID IT!!,IT PROBABLY FELL OUT SOMEWHERE!! -acts worried-,Teacher,May I look for it please? T^T (of course I won't find it) [since my teacher is nice he gave me a chance to do it all over again]" - My best excuse EVER2."We ran out of Ink in the printer(If it's a computer project thing)"3."My computer is broken,It caught a virus."4."I don't have an internet connection"5."Teacher,My mom/dad/sister was sick! and there wasn't anyone there to take care of them!,I'd rather take care of them than do my homework!"
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 10:23 PM
for girls you could say ... im on my period... seriously my spanish teacher fell for it when my classmate came to class late...and if your a guy you could say... yeah you could say im on my period and they wont even wanna know... im joking the best excuse for a guy is that i had XXX and was so drained i couldn't do my homework...
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:26 PM
At my school, we don't accept "My computer/printer broke" and quite honestly it's the lamest excuse possible. I say "It's on my home computer, can I email to to you?" they say "Sure, have it in by midnight/four" my English teacher says midnight, everyone else says four. That gives you till five to write it. They don't really care about an hours difference, so five always works!
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:52 PM
my laptop is bein dumb lolPOINTS were deducted for this post by The ArchbishopPlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 02:11 AM
Why not just do your homework? Anyways, I think the best think to do if you were actually incapable of doing it is have your parents write you a note that you were really sick.
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 05:43 AM
ya that one works, oddly though never when its the truth; but another one that might work depending on how large your school is, is to say your car, parents car, someones car was in a wreck with your stuff in there and etheir it was ruined or it was collected with the car for evidence or such, or you need to run down to the shop and pick it up (warning some teachers will ask which shop or call them up about your work, so this third variance I don't recomend).Best one that worked for me was that my printer/computer broke, and that you'll have it in after the weekend(when you get it fixed)/tommorow =DIf that doesn't work, there's always not showing up to class....
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 01:19 PM
Puipil: Sir would you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: No of course not.Puipil: good because i didn't do my homework.Note: if teacher says yes your screwed.
