Best homework excuses
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 03:08 PM
If you have a flashdrive, simply delete the files off of it and bring it to school. When your teacher asks about it tell him/her that"For some reason the school network won't show my files. It just keeps showing stuff that aren't mine!!"If you put a flashdrive into a school network it will show a bunch of temporary files that other kids have placed on the school network.It's almost foolproof.
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 04:27 PM
my parents are in holidays and i have forgotten home keys, so I can't do my work because I don't have my books.....
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 05:24 PM
truthfully and unfortunately my teachers are rather smart and have heard all of these before so i don't really have any suggestions i think you should just grow some balls and admit you didn't do it or get off your lazy butt and do some work by the way
i don't think that this would work so well because if you have done the work and you lose it but have already used this "excuse" the teacher will not believe that you really did do the work so you are kind of shooting yourself in the foot with that one."OMG! WHERE IS IT?!! I KNOW I DID IT!!,IT PROBABLY FELL OUT SOMEWHERE!! -acts worried-,Teacher,May I look for it please? T^T (of course I won't find it) [since my teacher is nice he gave me a chance to do it all over again]" - My best excuse EVER
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 08:36 PM
i did my homework by my dog ate it
Edited by berserker15, 06 January 2009 - 08:40 PM.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 09:17 PM
i did my homework but my grandmother ate it...
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 03:44 AM
The best excuse I could come up with was I didn't know we even had an assignment. Either that or I wouldn't show up to the class I was supposed to hand it in too. Haha.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 04:50 AM
coool gtffdgdfg gfd gdf fgdPOINTS were deducted for this post by The ArchbishopPlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 05:58 AM
this 1 works for me my laptop broke because i made a mistake on stepping on it and it cracked the screen so that y
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Posted 10 January 2009 - 06:13 AM
My porn collection overwrote my HW with viruses, then my teacher got mad at me cuz he had no virus protection.
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Posted 11 January 2009 - 05:58 AM
Printer broke works pretty wellPOINTS were deducted for this post by The ArchbishopPlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 12 January 2009 - 02:15 AM
my best excuse was i put my homework on the kitchen table and my mum thought it was aload of pointless papers [which homework realy is] and threw it away. that excuse has never failed me but it depends how gullible your teachers are.color=#000000]
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 07:59 PM
if it is for geography try this:"Due to global warming my homework spontaneously combusted"if not- and its on computer- virusif its paper and it was raining- jus get a piece of paper with writting on and run it under the tapif neither- ooops!
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Posted 13 March 2009 - 08:08 PM
You guys do realize that "my printer broke" is quite possibly the worst and lamest excuse in the history of excuses? Do you all seriously think that your teachers are so stupid that they won't immediately catch on to the fact that you didn't do your homework? That's the oldest excuse in the book and I hear it at least 3 times a week. It never ceases to amaze me how students think they can get away with that, when in reality, their teacher is probably secretly marking them down even more than if they told the truth and said they didn't do it.Teachers deal with this shit every day, and like I said before, are not bumbling morons. Sure, they'll just say "Oh, okay" and leave it at that, but that's because it's futile to make a scene and wouldn't accomplish anything. What they do to the student's grade on the assignment reflects how they truly feel.So, please, think again before you make such an idiotic remark. Be creative and original.Of course, this goes for all computer-related "problems". There's always a way to get the assignment done, and, in reality, there's no reasonable excuse as to why you couldn't do so.Except for maybe deaths and stuff, but that's not really an excuse anymore.
Edited by Black Math Horseman, 13 March 2009 - 08:09 PM.
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 08:22 PM
Two of my favorite excuses are. 1:I forgot it. 2:It caught fire while i was heating it up.
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 10:16 PM
My sister was mad at me so she ripped my homework apart.
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Posted 14 March 2009 - 10:24 PM
Say:I was sick yesterday and I vomited on it.orI accidentally threw it away because it didn't look like homework to me, when I saw it in my backpack.
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Posted 15 March 2009 - 12:46 AM
I think the best one ever was one that my friend came up with. She started by making it sound completely epic, and then goes, "You see, there are these Ninjas..." Later on, when questioned again, she said "You see, these Ninjas have these swords, and-".... at that point, she was cut off by the laughter in the room, and it ended there.... LMAO....
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 09:10 PM
I left my homework out of my backpack so I wouldn't mess it up but I woke up late and forgot it in the rush.
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Posted 16 August 2009 - 04:43 AM
The best one is I had to go to the hospitle and u slamed ur little bros head to a wall on accident
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 10:41 AM
Never tried it but you can1. I was playing 'Crysis' (or any other game), which ones more important, saving the world or doing homework?2. Say you want to become a professional gamer and pull out a PSP and DS and start playing in class.But really i suggest you do your homework, it cuts your revision time for tests down a lot and yo'll really find it handy.
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 10:47 AM
Ahaha I like the explosive diarrhoea one. Hmm, if you're looking for original excuses, try some improv. Something ridicuous but mildly plausible is best if you want to create a legend out of yourself. Otherwise the believable excuses are limited to power outages, being out of the country, abducted by aliens (foreign immigrants, not green-skinned men, thats just racist) etc etc. Or if its hardcopied assignments kinda homework, you could combine helping an old lady cross the road and giving her your bag to keep her groceries in...a bag that contained your homework. Would also explain why you're late for school too.
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 10:50 AM
Eh I just don't say anything. Our teachers don't care anyways
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Posted 25 August 2009 - 11:17 AM
My baby brother threw it on the fire!!
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Posted 27 August 2009 - 07:20 AM
Start coughing compulsively and ask to go to the nurse after the teacher starts collecting homework. Do not go back to that class for the rest of the day.
