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Best homework excuses
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 06:24 AM
You were lighting a candle and your homework just somehow happened to appear right above the flame.It burned to a crisp moments later.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:48 PM
just say that your homework had its face ripped off by the front of my hatred copter
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:42 PM
I've had the most success with arguing computer failure, such as viruses or if the assignment requires the internet, say your internet wasn't working.
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 06:58 AM
Just come to class saying someone stole your backpack. Start acting all emo in class and your teachers'll start sympathizing with you.
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Posted 28 October 2009 - 09:35 PM
just say that you didn't do your homework haha... excuses or lies only get you into deeper trouble
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 04:35 AM
Say that," sorry sir(or ma'am), but you didn't give me the paper(the assignment or the homework)" Say that you were in the toilet when the homework was given. If the teacher asks why you didn't ask friends if there's any homework. Say "how would I know in the first place?"
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 04:41 PM
1. Forgot to bring2. Left in school3. Didn't give4. Got wet in rain and tore.
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:52 AM
You got a papercut from it and blood squirted all over it and your mum thought it was rubbish so she chucked it awayOr you got stressed and had to go to hospital
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:45 AM
I know that's an old reply, but I seen it while looking thorough and have to reply.Back when I was in school I didn't have the internet and there was this assignment we had to do that needed it. I didn't get it done because I couldn't and the teacher failed me. The teacher never gave us any time in school to use the net to do it and I didn't have.I was able to go on for only an hour at the library (had to goto the main one that's far away because the others are closed on Sundays) and handed it in a day late (because I coudln't do it)MyPC is out of order and power failure are one of my best excuses the teacher has no way to punish me onitcoz my PC has a habit of crashing more often then normal computers do
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:01 AM
i usally use this excuse when i forgot to bring or do my homework1.Dog eat it..2.I was doing my homework beside my house swimming pool..then my hand slip and the homework fell into the pool3.My penpal from canada borrowed my homework for some reason and never give it back4.I burn it cuz its to damn hard5.I hate math!
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:46 AM
Just say that your grandma died and you had to go to her funeral 
I know I know, terrible and you'll have to answer to God for this one but it will work!
I know I know, terrible and you'll have to answer to God for this one but it will work!
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:57 AM
Tell them you had an IBS flare up and couldn't get it done
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 01:31 AM
well it might have been mentioned already but depending on how you have to do the assignment and how long you are given, saying that something went wrong with one of the materials you needed would work like "i forgot my textbook in my locker can i bring it to you at the end of the day/tomorrow morning before class." or something like that. if it doesn't work try something else it always works for me tho.
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 08:26 PM
Maybe my cat eated it?Whahaha
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 02:44 AM
Well, i really don't think that you should lie about not doing your homework, but whatever. If you're gonna be decieptfull....You can go with family emergency, but they might call to confirm, so its a little risk.You can say the power went out.Once, my dog really did eat my homework, so i had my teacher call my parents to confirm.
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 02:49 AM
Get the whole class to admit that the teacher never told you to do any homework and/or that the teacher told you there was no homework.
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 05:33 AM
i dont know my teacher was lenient and pushed the due date by 2 weeks and my excuse was that my printer broke so alls well. 
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 04:11 PM
haha.happens everyday in my class.like"ma'am, what homework?? *wink* "ma'am:i told some homework no??us:what homework ma'am??Get the whole class to admit that the teacher never told you to do any homework and/or that the teacher told you there was no homework.
.and we usually get away.we even tricked a teacher into believing it was not her class now. 
.excuse:i was absent... even if the kid wasn't absent..
Edited by 2bigpigs, 10 November 2009 - 04:12 PM.
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 04:19 PM
Right now Im using this excuse when I miss class in college: Sorry I missed the test Mrs, but I had swine flue, can I do the test sometime this week?I had swine flue 3 times already this year lol.
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Posted 14 November 2009 - 03:47 PM
The best excuse that I have probably had was that I forgot that we had an assignment.....Works for me most of the time....
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Posted 15 November 2009 - 02:01 AM
Say it got stuck in the oven when you were baking something. How it got in there, you don't know.
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 06:24 AM
I took a peice of old homework outside & stomped it into the mud, made it illegible. (brought it in & said I had a bad morning) It only worked once. lol
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 07:59 AM
Best excuse fro the homework is that i had another homework and had to do it without fail because of Punishment for not doing that homework
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Posted 28 November 2009 - 08:09 AM
My dog ate it, and threw it up down the sewage drain, and it went into the sea and got scavenged by some treasure hunters, and ended up in a museum because they thought it was an old page from a pirate's log, and now costs over $300,000 and if you want it back you have to give me $300,000 so i can buy it back from the museum and then give it to you by tommorow, k?
Edited by Solid_Spy, 28 November 2009 - 08:11 AM.
