"I had a family emergency." or "Something happened to my family member."
Best homework excuses
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 11:18 AM
One good excuse that works sometimes if there is research involved in an essay is that My internet got disconnected so i could not research the stuff for my paper which is why i could not turn my paper on time, it should get fixed in a day or two, we are already working on it.
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 11:19 AM
I normally just "forget" to bring it to school. ^.^'I hate homework. =_=
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Posted 29 June 2010 - 07:08 PM
you can tell your teacher that due to fact that she is so cute you couldnt focus enough to do your homework
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Posted 30 June 2010 - 06:12 PM
I would go with my printer broke excuse, it mostly worked for me
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Posted 25 August 2010 - 10:22 PM
My favorite was "i didnt do it" always worked for me... mainly because i didnt do the detentions either lol! How did i pass school i will never know. http://www.dgemu.com...tyle_emoticons/default/locked.gif I think the best would be "computer virus!" its not like the teachers can prove it! if you have a parent whos stupid at computers well... could trick them easily into making a note!
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 09:59 PM
Yell, "what homework has the world gone mad?" whilst yelling curl up in a ball in the corner shaking, whisper "what am i" and then you will be off scott free........ The teacher will be so freaked out she may never give you any more again 
or call the cops
or call the cops
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 05:44 AM
Writing essays.. hmm.Just bring a different essay, and submit it. (even marked ones, yes) Then just pretend that you actually made a mistake by submitting the wrong one.
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Posted 24 October 2010 - 08:48 PM
Just say your parents beat you, and you spent the night in the park scared to go home. No teacher can give you a zero on homework with that excuse.
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Posted 25 October 2010 - 04:07 AM
prob the best excuse to use is to say that you got sick... by actually getting sick. this can be done by consuming all sortsa things—about 10-15 tylenols, old milk, or old chicken, etc.. haha i don't recommend this option unless youre really really desperate, like if it's for a big grade, maybe a project or essay, and if your teacher is a skeptic (they can't argue with an actual doctor's note or if you throw up in class or somethin). i've done it to get out of a major test before. no better excuse than the truth, right? (by the way, everyone has different bodies with different tolerances, so any one of my suggested options could possibly kill somebody, obviously.... proceed with caution if youre desperate enough) but for small hw assignments that barely affect your grade, i'd jus say i didn't do it or tryta rush thru it before class
Edited by kenyk713, 25 October 2010 - 04:16 AM.
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Posted 25 October 2010 - 07:22 AM
say you had to go to the hospital because your aunt was sick. school always have a soft spot for family issues lolwho has the best homework excuse i can use to get out of writing essays and etc. (lol)and yeah, nothing like (my dog ate it)
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 03:30 AM
the best excuse that i used is it the paper got wet in the rain. then i brought a paper with its print washed out very badly. (i used this excuse because it rained very hard a day before its passing date) hahaha 
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 05:40 AM
you could say you have a doctors appointment on the day the essay is due... that would probably give you a few extra days to turn it in.who has the best homework excuse i can use to get out of writing essays and etc. (lol)and yeah, nothing like (my dog ate it)
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 06:57 AM
use whatever is practical, sometimes varies teacher to teacher some accept "i forgot", and a few have taken "i handed it in"
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 10:20 AM
My mom's cousin's son's dog ate it, here the proof!
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Posted 03 December 2010 - 01:11 PM
... I think it got burned during the fire yesterday... you see, last night, a neighbor's house got on fire, and I got in to save a child trapped in there. I just finished my assignment back then, and it was still on my hands when I got in...or say you'll bring it tomorrow with a matching smile or a cupcake or whatever
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Posted 07 January 2011 - 01:03 AM
no excuses out of the ordinary. but the dumbest one i heard was when i was in the 4th grade. the teacher, as a homework, gave us a slip to sign whether or not the child was allowed to do something. (i forgot what it was. it was a good 10 years ago.) and when one person didn't get it signed, the teacher asked why and he said "my mom was in the shower". i could not stop laughing. apparently, in the 18 hours that the student needed a 2 second signiature filled out, the mother could not do it because she was in the shower. and no father was there to sign it. 
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 06:49 AM
My best excuse when not doing my homework was:When the teacher or professor asked for the assignment, I would put on a smiling face and then I would pretend like I am looking for it inside my backpack (or bag). Then I would gradually transform from a care-free guy, into a nervous wreck, saying something like, "Oh no, please tell me I didn't just forget it. I was certain I placed it inside my backpack (or bag) before leaving for school." Then I would try my hardest to seem all spaced out and then tell the teacher or professor that I somehow forgot it at home and if it would be alright to turn it in later.I actually tried this a few times and it worked every time. ^^
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 08:02 AM
I messed up, was drunk, had a guy/girl (which ever you prefer) over and they spilled their drink all over my computer, and it doesnt turn on.
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Posted 10 January 2011 - 05:13 PM
This never fail, the greatest excuse I've ever made! The book is not available in the library, someone burrowed it before me. That's why I was unable to make my homework!
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 08:44 PM
if it's computer say dog chewed cable so you couldn't turn it on if it's sheet say it feel in washing machine and put the h/w in the sink for 3 mins then take it to school
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Posted 11 January 2011 - 11:25 PM
The time you spend looking for an excuse ... your homework might already be over ! So .... no excuses, go to work! 
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 12:21 AM
Women issues if femaleif computer work(web problems/computer trouble/sibling using computer all night)Doctors appointment if late tooHad to care for sick animal, or family related issues (other)or a friend told you it was do at a later time
