computer crashed.... or power failure at home... =D
Best homework excuses
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:11 PM
Say that someone in your family got hurt and you were at the hospital....and if that doesn't work then my dog ate it will do wonders.
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:21 PM
say you had family problems.or had to attend a funeral. always works. XD
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 07:41 PM
yeah i did the funeral thing when i had a project due that i forgot about, and my teacher took it, because i usually do my homeworkLesson of the day: only use excuses if you have a good relationship with ur teacher
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 08:11 PM
I have a few excuses that I can share.I lost it.I couldn't understand it.I forgot it was due today.I left it at home.I really don't have this problem because I usually do my hmoework on the bus to school or right before class starts.
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 09:06 PM
Say a family member was in the hospital and you were up at the hospital all night. They usually buy that one.
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 09:14 PM
here's what you do:1. empty your bladder on something that looks like it could've been said assignment2. bring it in using a plastic bag3. hand to teacher4. tell said teacher that your cat has kidney/other bodily function problem and cannot control itself any more5. ????????6. PROFIT
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 09:45 PM
I would defiantly go for my aunty died, try not to use more than 5 times in a month lol.ori'm sorry miss/sir got locked out of the house all week with my mum and dad away and had to stay at my nans with no pc. <-- this one works for me all the time because they know im good at losin stuff.
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 10:31 PM
Mr, i had my grandmother intervined by the doctors because she had a sugar overflow, so she almost died!!! I was just lucky to come toda to school because my dad is devasteted.Or... My religion doesn't let me such a homework like this, cause it is against my religions believes to do such homework!!
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 11:13 PM
umm i thought my homework whould fly when i threw it out of my window
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Posted 04 August 2007 - 11:15 PM
"My little brother/sister ate it"That actually happened to one of my friends 
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 12:31 AM
michael jackson broke into my house and touched me while i was sleeping he was looking for money for his new plastic surgery but he took my project instead snd sold it on ebay
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 02:23 AM
i normally perform an acction in front of the teacher, so she/he thinks its an accident that i dont have it. i do it all the time.
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 02:29 AM
an add on to the coffee one. say someone spilled coffee and bring in some kind of paper with words on it with coffee on it covering most of the paper.
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Posted 05 August 2007 - 02:31 AM
If it's a writing assignment.. Well.. "My wrist cramped and I couldn't write anymore D: It really hurt so I tried to fix it but I ended up falling asleep and couldn't finish it"Or you could use this "I was mesmerized by giant shrimp"OR "I did it, but it's not written on the paper"These are just useless to me. I do my HW. Cause I'm forced to D:
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:46 AM
MyPC is out of order and power failure are one of my best excuses the teacher has no way to punish me onitcoz my PC has a habit of crashing more often then normal computers do
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:49 AM
break your arm so you cant write or type or anything.
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Posted 10 August 2007 - 06:50 AM
Say your mom threw it away by accident. and forge a note.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 02:27 AM
Excuses really depend on the teacher cause some teachers are practical and some are emotional. Sometimes you can get aways with i went on a trip to visit my grandparents graves or something like that.
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 04:50 AM
" my dog ate my homework " that is best and oldest excuse in the book. B)
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 11:33 AM
ive handed in a blank floppy disk once to get a few extra days, and it was so wierd but i actually got a 100 on the project, shows how much that teacher really cared, he didnt check the disk!
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 01:04 PM
Haha, that one won't work in my school. Its our responsibility to make sure it does somehow get there. Either theres a hard copy, or you would have another computer to use or its our school network drive. And then theres always showing up to school, and at the beginning of that period you stay in the toilet seats just sitting there till the period ends...but we have a double roster so that its preventedBest one that worked for me was that my printer/computer broke, and that you'll have it in after the weekend(when you get it fixed)/tommorow =DIf that doesn't work, there's always not showing up to class....
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 01:12 PM
serious famliy issue...so no time to do it (funeral or something...but then thats just mean...nvm):)wat about something like:we were moving and my mom paced my stuff and messed everything up....threw it away cause it was so messy (LOL) got frustrated over it...couldnt get wat i wanted down- so just ignored the assignment....family reunion/picnic/dinner watvrsomething like that
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 01:44 PM
a meteor hit your dog while it was eating your homework. you can get out of class to greive your dog and not turn in home work it's genious i say
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Posted 08 October 2007 - 01:52 PM
Lol, tell yer teacher this : "I thought it would be the apocolypse today, so I didnt do my home work last night..."
