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Started by Guest_garfieldrulz888 , Jun 07 2007 07:51 AM

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#101 Guest_l005cr3w

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 02:04 PM

Well, I never actually came up with a good excuse. I always tell the teacher "Yeah i've done it; but it's too bad I forget to bring it". (I know it's lame but I told you I never came up with something good) There was this time when the teacher told me "You don't have to tell me that excuse. I know!'. lol pwn3d by the teacher

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#102 Guest_gamegeek2

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 05:10 PM

If it's a paper assignment, say that you had it in your backpack, and you forgot/couldn't zip it and it flew out in a wind gust1. There is no way they could get proof2. It is possible to happen, and since it's untrackable, they can't fairly deny it, and if they do, they are just being unfair and unhelpful, though they may ask you to "do it over"If it's a typed assignment, say there was a power outtage on the last word and you forgot to save, and that you don't own a UPS, so you lost your work, and you didn't have time to redo it1. Does your teacher really know if you had a power outtage or not? And stuff like that does happen, so it's nothing that could be helped2. By not at least making an accommodation for such a problem, that would just be unfair, and if your teacher was that unfair, that teacher shouldn't be a teacher, as a matter of fact, that teacher shouldn't even have a job

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#103 Guest_rom_devil

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 05:50 PM

well, depends on how bad you dont wanna do it. theres the fakin being sick and not going to school. theres the printer broke and i couldn't do it. theres the unplugg the electric generator and get a power-outage, saying the computer lost power and lost it. theres the water got on my paper and totally destroyed it. and the last one i could come up with is the my back-pack got lost and my essay was in it. try it if you're deperate, be creative.

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#104 Guest_cuterx65

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:30 PM

Try saying, "I don't think clearly when I'm consious", or "My bike ran out of gas."

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#105 Guest_orphanlugia

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:36 PM

"If I reminded you that you are paid $35,000 a year and work long hours reading essays just for that, you would agree my homework contributing to that isn't helping, would you forgive one homework assignment?"Also there is"All you teachers ask for so much homework in one week my family printer ran out just printing out my assignments you gave me."

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#106 Guest_samicd

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:38 PM

simple just say your mom and dad had to go to get mariage counciling and youhad to go with them and when u got home it was11:00oh why don't u say my uncle got married and i had to stay all the way through the after party

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#107 Guest_magickstar17

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 07:43 PM

I heard alot of homework excuses and they actually worked to my teachers. They all say things like my computer broke, my printer broke, etc.

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#108 Guest_v0lc0me

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 08:47 PM

Tell them you were in the hospital all night because youre grandma rose was sick.

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#109 Guest_snill4

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 08:55 PM

mine is my grandma's in the hospital Maimonides in Brooklyn, and i had to visitSorry volcome, I didn't see you're post there i don't read all the posts for the topic

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#110 Guest_Bobz101

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 10:22 PM

I think it is I had to go see my nan and i left it there by accident

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#111 Guest_jimjimthemonkey

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 10:26 PM

the god homework came to me and said NO!!!! you will not turn in home work to day

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#112 Guest_LGB

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 10:30 PM

Easy. Tell them you didn't feel like it. That's what I would do. And did do.

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#113 Guest_dkolin

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 10:40 PM

Best excuse I can think of is... DO YOU DARN HOMEWORK! jeez! lol. Though I have had times when I totally forgot about an assignment and that's the excuse I use. "I forgot about it, I'm sorry (insert name of teacher here)." then you burst into tears and beg for forgiveness... Works every time! Just don't make a habit of it. :)And saying "My grandma was in the hospital" Doesn't work over time... If you frequently forget your homework or just choose not to do it, don't use that excuse too much or else your credibility will take a hit and your teachers might not believe you at all... Refer to "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" for details!

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#114 Guest_118psycho666

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 11:55 PM

i usually jsut say i dident do it. its too much work cummin up with exuses, i might as well write an essay in the time it takes me to come up with a good 1.

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#115 Guest_megaman11121

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 02:18 AM

You can say that your cat got a hold of your paper and then show your teacher a whole bunch of paper scraps with illegible writing on them.

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#116 Guest_Sephiroth (Dylan)

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 03:20 AM

Hmm... I know! I was talking to moogles for a very long time and couldn't fit hamework in.

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#117 Guest_cheesymonkey

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 03:33 AM

your computer printer is out of order!

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#118 Guest_Inamorata923

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 08:34 AM

hmmm...my paper got wet and i had no time to rewrite it... O_O

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#119 Guest_triplelite

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 12:37 PM

These excuses are pretty BS if the teachers were actually more smart but I guess they sorta cbf...I mean, look at an average school day. You get back home at 4pm, minus dinner and assuming you sleep at 10pm, you have atleast a 5 hour window to do homework per day.

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#120 Guest_SarsyGuy

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:29 AM

You know what really sucks? The fact that teachers now expect you to have it backed-up and able to be printed elsewhere.None of these excuses would work on my teachers I don't think. (Intelligent teachers are bad to lie to. They have a habit of cornering you really quickly)

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#121 Guest_Anh Nguyen

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:34 AM

Um easy, I just play games when my parents aren't home and when they come home, I just pretend to continue my work. After that they ask did you finish your homework? I told them that the homework is so a lot that I can't finish them. lol I get away almost all the times. It may not work for you guys.

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#122 Guest_Shywolf

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:37 AM

You had to take care of you're sick grandmother all day. She's going to die soon ^_^Of course... You wouldn't be able to use that excuse all year... but it's a sure hit when you use it

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#123 Guest_deathlemon

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:39 AM

"i forgot it at home"yeah my teachers always buy this excuse. so they let me go home to get my homework

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#124 AdventPrince

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 11:55 AM

List of Excuses for not doing you're homeworkToo sick to doit, had a headache/tummyache while doing itToo hard, got a Migraine while doin' itPrinter's bustedMy dog/cat/horse/pet pig ate it Parents/I accidentally used it to wipe up my pet's "surprise"Flew out the window by a gust of wind while doing it, never saw it againUsed it to wrap my foodThere are a LOT of excuses kids have for not doing their homework, some a lot ridiculous and some very truthful out there...... Believe me!!