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Best homework excuses

Started by Guest_garfieldrulz888 , Jun 07 2007 07:51 AM

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#126 Genevance

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 03:53 PM

I forgot to bring my notebook because I was busy researching about my homework.

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#127 Guest_xhumanx

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 07:48 AM

theres this guy who didnt do his history homework n he said this to his teacher:ms joseph,i wanted to do my history compo but i have no timei went for cca yesterday until 6.30 then went home shower n eat dinner then went for tuition then when im home its late already n i was rushing other homework n class test for the nxt day n i forgot to do the history compo because i don have foolscap. i wanted to buy today but the bookshop isnt open until 8am so i cant do it...."okok stop so u didnt do ur compo i know nvm"we were like laughing like hell n the guy was liike keep saying really i didnt have time to do!

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#128 Guest_1901131309

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 03:57 PM

I just tell i didn't do it and if they ask why then i tell why.

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#129 Guest_Dilan11

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 04:08 PM

haha, I would just say my printer broke down.This topic reminds me when a few year's ago, a guy in our class didn't do his homework and he said "My Dog ate it", our teacher didn't belive him, but he toke out "what was left of" his homework, and it had dog teeth marks all over it. Crazy times >.<

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#130 Dragon Blue

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 05:31 PM

"my dog ate my homework"thats a classic excuse, that I've know for a long time.

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#131 reYez.

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:00 PM

The excuse i make the most is that i was sick. The most lame excuse i made was that i fell from the stairs and was not in a good shape to complete the work!T

Edited by reYez., 06 February 2008 - 06:01 PM.

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#132 Guest_happydog543

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:09 PM

You know what really sucks? The fact that teachers now expect you to have it backed-up and able to be printed elsewhere.None of these excuses would work on my teachers I don't think. (Intelligent teachers are bad to lie to. They have a habit of cornering you really quickly)

you just have to be a good liar and not lie to those teachers too much or they will get suspicious

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#133 Guest_Dannyboy1990

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:56 PM

Tell her/him your mom/dad spilled coffee all over it. :DThat worked for me one time.

That didn't work for me.My Maths teacher called my parents and they told her it was a lie.What happened next... ===> Detention & and I got a 0/100 on my report card. >.<

BIG INJUSTICE!

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#134 Guest_Tunicz0r

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:59 PM

i have this funny but real excuse one that ive said..Teacher: Where's your homework?Me: The Virus ated eat.. T_T

I'm gonna use that one...

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#135 Guest_johnx12

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 10:18 PM

well the best is if u can get the entire class to agree that the teacher never assigned the homework, otherwise you should probably ask to go the nurse before the period starts. But if u dont change classes and theres no way to do it before, power outages and long nights at the hospital with ur dying grandma are usually good excuses

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#136 Guest_blueeagle

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:16 PM

other than medical reasons, the best excuse is you are too lazy.

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#137 Guest_Aura123

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:31 PM

Hmmmmm....Teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night?You: Good question, but the real question is how could you NOT, not do your homework....I win =D

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#138 Guest_OneWingedSilence

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:54 PM

The best one that works is that your printer didn't work and you e-mailed it to the teacher, the e-mail just got lost or something.NOTE: Some really anal teachers may want to see you actually sent it, so just send it to the wrong server, like if she has an @aol e-mail, send it to @yahoo and then open it and make sure that the file you have on there just is like a whole bunch of random symbols so it looks like the file became corrupt. I've used that like a bagillion times.

Works everytime.

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#139 Guest_Grotto

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 12:13 AM

Best excuse? I need none cuz its done all the time

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#140 Guest_Crackmaster444

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:44 AM

Your roof sprung a leak and your homework got soaked

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#141 Guest_OverGrown Dino

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:09 AM

my dog ate it. =)

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#142 Guest_Go1die

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:12 AM

Computer/Printer Broken always works for me

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#143 Guest_Isom

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:13 AM

Uhm. It's in my locker, when you come back just be like awh man I did the wrong page. I used that one today hah.

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#144 Guest_Anh Nguyen

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 09:05 AM

"My dog/pig/cat/whatever animals ate it" seem doesn't a really good excuse to me because all of my teachers already knew and they take away your points if you say it