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#151 Guest_MagicKirby

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Posted 20 April 2008 - 09:02 AM

"I swear, the pen EXPLODED and got ALL OVER MY PAPER!"
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 11:06 AM

best excuse is: death in the family! they cant say no
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 02:52 PM

try this :Teacher!A fortune teller told me the night before that if i do my homework something terrible will happen to me!
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 03:17 PM

Just say you lost your homework, or your dog chewed it up. Or you cat done a poop on it. Something like that can get the clan cracking!
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 05:53 PM

Just say you don't have it with you. If they ask why, tell them you'll have it tomorrow. Worked for me like 3 times. :br:If they ask why again, tell them the real reason: your cat saw it and thought it was play time. If it was on computer, say your cat layed on the keyboard and hit the delete key.
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 08:56 PM

You could say that you got sick all of sudden and was on the verge of death...or something like that ..or be like i left it in UR room and you said you took it..but why do you say you don't have it ..and argue your way out,..
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 10:06 PM

Its against my religion to do HW
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 10:08 PM

Try saying something like your dad used your homework paper as a pooper scooper while walking your dog.
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 12:52 AM

one time i broke my pen over my paper so i wouldnt have to do it and i brought it in. the teacher gave me a new one to do but try it?
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 12:59 AM

you could say that after school you had a dentist's doctor's and eye doctor appointment and you didnt get home till midnight!
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 01:09 AM

you can stomp on it at home and tear it up and say you dropped it in the hall and it got crushed
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 01:12 AM

Well, if you can't say your dog ate it...Here's one: "Mrs. Whatever, the reason I could not turn my homework in is because a galactic overlord came from the sky and took it in order to study the intelligence of us humans."Worth a shot.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 07:38 PM

Write anything with ink on paper and put soda or water on. Then say to the teacher : "when I got up this morning, I accidentaly drop my glass of coke on my homeworks which I worked on all the night. It has erased all I did"

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 08:26 PM

I just sleep with my teachers so they dont even question me, i just walk in and go "hey baby, gettin an A today right?"
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 09:45 PM

^lol, that works :)i just say the dog ate my book, cuz it's true....usually saying youve forgot works, or you accedentily left it at home worksor say you don't understand the stuff.
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You've caused me to weep, you've caused me to mourn

You caused me to lose my home.

Boys will be boys, and girls will be monsters

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 10:01 PM

just tell your teacher your not going to do the work
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#167 Guest_CrystalAkimichi

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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:45 AM

My dog ate it and then show a tattered and wet piece of torn paper.
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 03:13 AM

my parents die and it worked even though my teacher saw my parents drop me off to school
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:18 AM

Just say that you were trying to get the best grade you did some extra things, but fell asleep while doing it and drooled all of the papers.
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 08:05 AM

Say the power went out. My power was out for 5 hours and I didnt get to print my essay once.
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:10 PM

I broke my arm. Wear a cast and ta-da~
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:34 PM

you know you could just do your homework excuses don't work in college and they sure as hell don't work on bosses
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 03:08 PM

The best one for me is that I was up doing it but I fell a sleep then I was dream that I was eating then when I woke up I ate my home work
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:03 PM

just say you 'didn't feel like it' and leave the classroom
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:06 PM

my dog ate my work hahahaha
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