"I swear, the pen EXPLODED and got ALL OVER MY PAPER!"
Best homework excuses
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434 replies to this topic
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Guest_watashi420
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 11:06 AM
best excuse is: death in the family! they cant say no
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 02:52 PM
try this :Teacher!A fortune teller told me the night before that if i do my homework something terrible will happen to me!
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 03:17 PM
Just say you lost your homework, or your dog chewed it up. Or you cat done a poop on it. Something like that can get the clan cracking!
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 05:53 PM
Just say you don't have it with you. If they ask why, tell them you'll have it tomorrow. Worked for me like 3 times. :br:If they ask why again, tell them the real reason: your cat saw it and thought it was play time. If it was on computer, say your cat layed on the keyboard and hit the delete key.
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 08:56 PM
You could say that you got sick all of sudden and was on the verge of death...or something like that ..or be like i left it in UR room and you said you took it..but why do you say you don't have it ..and argue your way out,..
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 10:06 PM
Its against my religion to do HW
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Posted 20 April 2008 - 10:08 PM
Try saying something like your dad used your homework paper as a pooper scooper while walking your dog.
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 12:52 AM
one time i broke my pen over my paper so i wouldnt have to do it and i brought it in. the teacher gave me a new one to do but try it?
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 12:59 AM
you could say that after school you had a dentist's doctor's and eye doctor appointment and you didnt get home till midnight!
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 01:09 AM
you can stomp on it at home and tear it up and say you dropped it in the hall and it got crushed
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Posted 21 April 2008 - 01:12 AM
Well, if you can't say your dog ate it...Here's one: "Mrs. Whatever, the reason I could not turn my homework in is because a galactic overlord came from the sky and took it in order to study the intelligence of us humans."Worth a shot.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 07:38 PM
Write anything with ink on paper and put soda or water on. Then say to the teacher : "when I got up this morning, I accidentaly drop my glass of coke on my homeworks which I worked on all the night. It has erased all I did"
Edited by lee_onel, 23 May 2008 - 07:38 PM.
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 08:26 PM
I just sleep with my teachers so they dont even question me, i just walk in and go "hey baby, gettin an A today right?"
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 09:45 PM
^lol, that works :)i just say the dog ate my book, cuz it's true....usually saying youve forgot works, or you accedentily left it at home worksor say you don't understand the stuff.
You've caused me to weep, you've caused me to mourn
You caused me to lose my home.
Boys will be boys, and girls will be monsters
#166
Guest_non-element snake
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 10:01 PM
just tell your teacher your not going to do the work
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Guest_CrystalAkimichi
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:45 AM
My dog ate it and then show a tattered and wet piece of torn paper.
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Guest_damnlucky777
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 03:13 AM
my parents die and it worked even though my teacher saw my parents drop me off to school
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Guest_Darkrai Darkness
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:18 AM
Just say that you were trying to get the best grade you did some extra things, but fell asleep while doing it and drooled all of the papers.
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Guest_Haken
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 08:05 AM
Say the power went out. My power was out for 5 hours and I didnt get to print my essay once.
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Guest_legojoe1
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:10 PM
I broke my arm. Wear a cast and ta-da~
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Guest_Omega Chill
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 02:34 PM
you know you could just do your homework excuses don't work in college and they sure as hell don't work on bosses
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Guest_Guyanese_Knight
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 03:08 PM
The best one for me is that I was up doing it but I fell a sleep then I was dream that I was eating then when I woke up I ate my home work
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Guest_darkdragonofdoom
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:03 PM
just say you 'didn't feel like it' and leave the classroom
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:06 PM
my dog ate my work hahahaha
