I did my homework! Really! I just forgot to write it down...
Best homework excuses
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:08 PM
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Posted 24 May 2008 - 04:09 PM
my dog ate my work hahaha
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 05:29 AM
Say you have excrutiating hand cramps and can barely move your hands.
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 09:05 AM
Power outage, only works if your parents are really nice/irresponsible and will readily sign notes no matter what they pertain to.
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 09:22 AM
Tell them that your pet dog is sick from eating your homework but the vet hospital have a really long waiting line
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 09:28 AM
I got it, I got it. I was doing my hw when Bill Cosby just ran into my room and grab my hw. After that, he rushed to my bathroom and exit without my hw 5 hours later. I looked for the hw, but I never found it. I wonder what he did with it.
...might as well
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 09:31 AM
"So a fat woman walks into my room and asks for some butter. I give her some Jelly instead and she pimp slaps me. However, her pimp hand was covered in fat sweat and it touched my HW and the paper was too soggy and ripped." Tell them that or just pee on them. 
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Posted 09 July 2008 - 08:50 PM
"Yesterday my dad/mom(Your choice of which) was seriously sick and had to be at the hospital for quite a bit of time, she's still in the hospital now and I had to spend my entire day there. So I didn't get to do my homework"NOTE: Make sure that person you are talking about isn't going to see your teacher for at least 2 days. It'd be dumb if you said, for example, your mom was in the "hospital" then the next day she comes to pick you up in a delightfully healthy mood.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:12 AM
Say your computer had a virus and couldnt work and .... your pencil and paper had a virus too 
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 02:25 AM
my favorite is i was just 2 damn lazy lol
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 04:26 AM
i'll be like no i'll bring it tmmr and you will give me money 
talking back at me like that 
well it worked once at least don't try it
talking back at me like that well it worked once at least don't try it
Potato?
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 05:59 AM
I had homework?orI payed someone to do it for me but they didnt give back.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 06:05 AM
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 03:23 PM
My Hamster eat my lesson.It was the truth but my teacher think not. lol
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Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:31 AM
Say ur little brother or sister was cutting ur homework it might work 
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Posted 12 July 2008 - 02:38 AM
I have a lot of excuses to my professor XDDDDDDDThe great one is "Huh?What?! Ehm...Yesterday,yep I tried to study, but I fell asleep, and then when I woke up, the homework was gone!I think someone steal my homework...sooooooooorry Prof!" My prof belived me XDDDDDD
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Posted 12 July 2008 - 03:40 AM
Well, you can either just admit you didn't do it, like I do most of the times, avoid the whole topic altogether, for instance:Teacher: Okay class, I need for you to quickly pass up all your hom - !- Student shoots hand urgently up into air - Teacher: Yes...?Student: I need to go to the bathroom!!Teacher: It can wait... Hold it...Student: No it can't!! I've been holdin' it now for about an hour!! 'n' it's number 2, too!!!Teacher: Fine, your excused.Did that once, never did that homework, 
.Or, for an excuse, you could try:Student: Well, ma'm let me explain....Teacher: I'm waitin'...Student: You see, when I got home that evenin', I was drenched from a rainfall shower that passed by 'n' my mom instantly rushed me out of the clothes 'n' made me wash 'em. Then, when I was about to start my homework, my whole back-pack was soaked from the rain as well, damagin' all my books.Teacher: Hmp. Fine... I understand then... Please get those books fixed 'n' bring in the homework tomorrow...?Student: Yes ma'm!Did that like, 3 times per teacher, 
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.Or, for an excuse, you could try:Student: Well, ma'm let me explain....Teacher: I'm waitin'...Student: You see, when I got home that evenin', I was drenched from a rainfall shower that passed by 'n' my mom instantly rushed me out of the clothes 'n' made me wash 'em. Then, when I was about to start my homework, my whole back-pack was soaked from the rain as well, damagin' all my books.Teacher: Hmp. Fine... I understand then... Please get those books fixed 'n' bring in the homework tomorrow...?Student: Yes ma'm!Did that like, 3 times per teacher, .
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 02:15 PM
my dog ate my homework
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 02:29 PM
Might be a bit of a stretch, but you could say you were biking to a friend's house on the other side of town and when you were coming back you got a flat tire. By the time you got home your dinner was cold, your mom was freaking out because you'd been gone so long, and you were too tired from walking for 2 hours to do much of anything, plus you got grounded. Not a bad excuse if I do say so myself. Even though I'm a hippocrite (has something to do with attention deficit, and conspiracy theories lol), you should do your homework. If you don't think you have time to do all of it, just do the important stuff. Reviewing school after everyday means less cramming before the test. Spreading the work out is easier and will get you WAY better marks.
Not a bad excuse if I do say so myself. Even though I'm a hippocrite (has something to do with attention deficit, and conspiracy theories lol), you should do your homework. If you don't think you have time to do all of it, just do the important stuff. Reviewing school after everyday means less cramming before the test. Spreading the work out is easier and will get you WAY better marks.
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 04:22 PM
i did it but when i was drinking my coffee or soda this morning i spilt it on it and i didnt have time to re-do it
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 07:47 PM
I have a good one...Handouts: I was going to do it but it fell in our paper shredder, when i was grabbing my pencil.and most anything else...Anything else: I woke up late and rushed out the door without my backpack, and the bus had just arrived when I got there.
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 11:30 PM
You guys are weak >.> Printer broke? Computer jammed? Please. What happens if you don't do it over the weekend, or if the teacher asked for it in handwriting? That's not gonna work. You could say you didn't get all the information, works sometimes with forgetful teachers. Or, like that other person said, you could man up and tell the teacher you didn't do it. I do it sometimes and tell off the teacher when I had a friend over or it was too complicated. Usually ends up with me going to the principals office, but I got out of doing it Or, with the straightest/ most innocent face known to mankind, look the teacher right in the eye, sweel up a fake tear if ya want, and tell him; I LOST MY HOMEWORK :'(. Works when you're on good terms with the teacher, or with teachers who are soft. Etc etc. Now instead of making threads on an emu site, do your friggin homework >.> Lazy much?
Or, with the straightest/ most innocent face known to mankind, look the teacher right in the eye, sweel up a fake tear if ya want, and tell him; I LOST MY HOMEWORK :'(. Works when you're on good terms with the teacher, or with teachers who are soft. Etc etc. Now instead of making threads on an emu site, do your friggin homework >.> Lazy much?
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 12:14 AM
being lazy is fun. *goes and updates sig*but when I didn't do my homework usually the class saved my:Teacher: "pass up your homework"random girl: "I didn't understand it" (girls are seen as more truthful by my teacher)random girl 2: "neither did I"person (guy or girl): "I had a really hard time with..."by the third person the rest of the class catches on and also said that it was way too hard. Teacher doesn't want to enter in a lot of bad grades, so she doesn't take it up.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 12:46 AM
That happens twice in a semester.You can pull that off actually once.Mine: I gave it to tim since he was out of school! See I can do the right thing.
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Posted 15 July 2008 - 06:31 AM
Heh, my favorite excuse is I left it at home. OR My computer was badly virus-infected (Sometime it's true.....) OR my printer's ink is out and I can't print my homework
