It would be best if you admit it? Giving excuses time after time can cause suspicions.
Best homework excuses
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 09:28 AM
Sometimes I say I was dealing with other Homework for other subjects... but the other times I just say I didn't do it. The teachers just extend my deadline. (Some teachers may forget about the Homework altogether!)
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:13 PM
Are you female? If so, saying you had "female problems" ALWAYS works.Maybe a waterfall of words will confuse the teacher, like "I'm so sorry but I was so busy this weekend, like, totally, absolutely, no free time busy and I was way stressed out and I was so busy with doing everything that I didn't have enough time for my homework! Because I was too busy!". Just cram that into about 5 seconds and they'll probably let you off the hook. Add some puppydog eyes, and maybe a tear or two, homework free!
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 12:49 PM
woah..good excuse... :)mine for now and still works..water spilled on it..which i did it on purpose... 
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 07:52 AM
Just say, that you were sick and couldnt' do it, or you ran out of ink AND your printer broke, and your computer too 
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 08:36 AM
just go all teary eyed and dramtic and explain how you tried so hard to get it done, but you just couldn't then walk away and smirk
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 08:56 AM
An excuse you could use is this 5 part excuse I use, useful if you have an actual sibling.Part one"...Sorry Teacher, I don't have my homework today..."then you look down, with a sad face.Part two"I...did my homework, and everything..."You look at the teacher.Part three"Then, I got called to dinner you see..."Talk to her in a really honest tone.Part four"And when I was still eating, my brother/sister finished earlier, but he/she brought some soda/juice/water [you decide]..."At this point she's listening, and I mean listening, really intently.Part five"When I came to my room...he/she apparently spilled it all over my homework, and when he/she tried to dry it up, she ended up ripping it...I'm sorry..."This works.Like a charm."When I came to my room,
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 09:00 AM
I spilled water on it right before I finished, and the words became nearly impossible to make out. I'm REALLY sorry. (I promise I'll get it done by tomorrow.)
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 10:46 AM
I was walking home from the library with the homework and some guy jumped me out of nowhere, I nearly got stabbed to dead by I manage to get away.
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 01:13 PM
The most stupid excuse is that your dog eat your homework. LOL. If one teacher fell for it, he/she should be considered as dumb......For me it is better to say that you put it inside your other bag and left it.......... 
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 02:31 PM
i was with paris hilton and the olsen twins and the veronicas in a golden shower bukake and i think everyone would agree thats worth missing your homework
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 05:34 PM
o_____o i'll just say I didn't do it. LOLL teachers normally just let me off.
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 05:55 PM
I actually used to leave it off, and the day it was due(Let's just say I have a few close friends)I copy off all the answers at recess.Or I wake up early to do it.Sometimes, my printer"broke down".I usually sayI left it at homeor something like that.To make it convincing:1. Ask really politely to check your locker/bag for it.2. Go outside to where that is, and pretend to search for a long while, with a frantic face on.3. Go in again and say OMG it's not there, I know I put it in this morning! I'm sure of it!!! Really fastUsually depends on your teacher...
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:01 AM
I once went to the guidance counselor (though it was for a serious matter). If you have an issue go there during passing and come back either at the very end or the next class.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:02 AM
Start crying when your teacher asks and say your dog died.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 12:06 AM
My personal best was telling the professor I was going to Cleveland to get medical testing. To prove it, I gave pics of my colonoscopy.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 01:27 AM
forge ur parents signature or get them to sign something saying you will need to hand in your homework late due to some incident!
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 02:36 AM
I forgot it at my dads house.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 02:59 AM
dont got to school at all. :]
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:15 AM
Well. There's always creating a genuine reason.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:17 AM
just tell your teacher that you are too lazy to create your homework!
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:45 AM
Just go to the bathroom for 30 min and say you were sick.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:48 AM
if its a typed essay the best excuse would be a failing computer or a printer without ink or paper....any technological excuse works
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 05:34 PM
" Ma'a,m I need to tell you something. My parents died and abondoned me when I was 4 years old. I was raised in an orpahnage. And finally after all those years I thought I finally found a family that loved me. But it was a ruse. All they do is party, stay out in the late nights while im doing there jobs, cooking, cleaning, mowing the lawns, and the one day they stay home and have time to be toghter as a family, you give me homework! Well sir screw you! * runs away crying *" That always worked for me
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 06:30 PM
i always say that i was too lazy to do it 
