A man on a flaming pie would appear in the sky in a chef's outfit and drop babies to earth on flying toasters
Before Sex
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, Oct 10 2007 04:13 PM
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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:23 PM
i used to think babies appeared when someone poked mummy's balloon of a tummy and it burst
Edited by blahish, 18 July 2008 - 03:24 PM.
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 11:06 AM
Once upon a time in a hospital, a baby magically pops up in a cradle, a couple goes in and grabs the baby, then some years pass by, then poof! The baby became me!Yeah 
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Posted 21 July 2008 - 02:42 PM
i always knew about sex unless i just assumed and thats why i cant remember.
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 05:33 PM
I thought they'll magically appear in some kinda basket or something, since my mum used to tell me that she picked me up from the rubbish dump when I was young XDD
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Posted 22 July 2008 - 08:45 PM
There were no men or women before sex. Sex was invented at the same time man and woman were invented.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:06 PM
I used to think women just got pregnant at certain times in their lives
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 10:12 PM
I really didn't care too much. I was busy playing with legos.
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 11:36 PM
I thought people kissing made babies 
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Posted 25 July 2008 - 11:57 PM
I sorta kinda just thought "My older brother and sister have always been there" Then a friend gave me an answer stated above, in grade one."A guy's penis goes into a girl's vagina and they pee on eachother and that's what sex is"I didn't believe him until grade six 
Then a friend gave me an answer stated above, in grade one."A guy's penis goes into a girl's vagina and they pee on eachother and that's what sex is"I didn't believe him until grade six
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 04:17 AM
I didn't really think about it...
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 07:20 AM
Um.. Before sex i thought that mothers just went to the store to buy babies, until the third grade when i realiazed the trut about sex.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 07:27 AM
i had always thought that you found them along the road
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 07:45 AM
Stalk, delivery, lol.i never had a clue.
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Posted 26 July 2008 - 03:40 PM
My mom and dad always told me the stork delivered babies. But I never really believed that. I actually used to think that we were genetically farmed in a plant. I seriously watched too much sci-fi movies when I was a brat.
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 11:21 AM
I use to think when a Mom and dad kissed the baby would start being born. Then they would cut the stomach open and the baby comes out. xP
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:10 PM
mammy and daddy ask holy god for a baby. and then holy god puts the baby in mammy's belly.For some reason i never wondered how the baby came out.
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 02:14 PM
Actually... uhm... 
Somehow... You know I was clarified about the facts of life very early. 
But I can't remember that I thought of another way.I watched TV as a kid very often you know. 
I was somehow right from the very beginning and didn't live in an illusion of storks and eggs....So when my parents or my teacher told me all about this I wasn't really shocked like others.And I never did perverted jokes.Never knew what was so funny about them. For it just belonged to life, even as a child
Somehow... You know I was clarified about the facts of life very early. But I can't remember that I thought of another way.I watched TV as a kid very often you know. I was somehow right from the very beginning and didn't live in an illusion of storks and eggs....So when my parents or my teacher told me all about this I wasn't really shocked like others.And I never did perverted jokes.Never knew what was so funny about them. For it just belonged to life, even as a child
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Posted 07 August 2008 - 08:57 PM
I used to think you prayed and it would be there the next day.Then came the bird and bees.
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 11:43 AM
Ha. I didn't think about it.I neither knew nor cared.
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 11:45 AM
God made Adam from the ground. Then he made Eve. They had sex, made CHILDREN, then.......yup. :/
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:08 PM
the stork. back when i was a kid, that's what the cartoons told me. i was lied to :\
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 03:30 PM
i never really thought about it when i was a child,but i guess i thought it was when my mother and father kissed,boy i was slightly off,thats only the trigger...(plays the song *do you believe in magic*)
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Posted 08 August 2008 - 04:50 PM
i just believed whatever my parents said, when a mother and father love eachother very much, a baby would pop out of the moms stomach. lolwell this is what i thought when i was a kid
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Posted 09 August 2008 - 10:47 AM
i hate sex i dont need it anymorePOINTS were deducted for this post by hookshot!Please refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
