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Posted 19 June 2009 - 01:28 AM

I thought women would get pregnant when the groom kissed the bride during the wedding procession after the minister says: 'you may kiss the bride.'.
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Posted 19 June 2009 - 01:30 AM

Before i knew about sex i was told what i think everyone has been told. "when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, a stork brings them a special gift to reward them for theyr love."you might have heard this a little bit different but it is basicaly the same thing.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 03:31 PM

I though babies come out from stomach because pregnant lady stomach is big.
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 03:36 PM

I though babies come out from stomach because pregnant lady stomach is big.

me too i thought babies came out from mother's stomach XD but now i know the truth XD
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Posted 20 June 2009 - 09:39 PM

I thought the hospitals makes them and people come and pick which one they want. XD
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 02:29 AM

When I was like 4-5 I saw a bird hatch from an egg, and I asked my mom if thats how I was born, and she said sort of, so up until I was about 9 I always kept looking for a baby to come out of an egg. Obviously that never happened.I thought this was kind of funny (gross, but funny) my signifigant other said that when he was younger he watched the episode where King Piccolo spit up the egg, and thats where he thought babies came from.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 03:04 AM

well before i heard of sex.....i thought some sort of magical property in inanimate objects like, i dont know, any thing. so it could be food! like cooking. cooking especially, becouse i knew if i didn't eat, i felt like crap and its a good way to sustain life. so i thought that you could cook shyt up and out comes a baby out of the oven. i thought that skin color was how well you cook a baby?!?!!?
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:45 AM

My parents always told me that they picked me up from a dumpster. But of course, I found the answer from television way before I started questioning how babies came to. So that kind of saved me the embarassment of going to school and telling everyone that there were free babies in the dump.
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 01:02 PM

My parents had a book on sex and pregnancy which they kept on the bottom shelf of the cupboard in living room. (Probably because it was the only shelf that was high enough for the book, it was one of those odd format ones.) Anyway, it had cartoony pictures, photo's and not a lot of text so one day, when I was 4 or so, my mom found me "reading" it. So I've known since then, I guess. According to my mom she explained it then, but had to do so again a few years later since I forgot. Guess it didn't make a big impression. :sleeping:
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 10:30 PM

Well I knew it was sex. But I didn't realise that it was called sex.My mom told me mommies an daddies have a special hug and if they really mean it then they get a baby.And I believed it.
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 02:09 AM

Believe it or not I was lead to believe they were delivered via fedex to parents that loved each other..ok not quiet fedex but the postman....
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 05:37 AM

I thought its just a natural thing that comes after the first night that you get married
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 05:45 AM

Up until I was 8 I thought babies came from Cupid, which is of course a ridiculous excuse for where babies come from. I watched an episode of Looney Toons, and after cupid hit someone with the arrow, they would have a baby (of course what they meant was that they fell in love and THEN had a baby). And then when I was eight I saw some silly movie and my mom was forced to explain to me how it really works.
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Posted 23 June 2009 - 08:53 AM

i just thought that women got pregnant when they got together with men, and then they cut open their stomach and pulled it out.
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 02:50 AM

i don't know from which cartoon i picked this up but i always thought they were parachuted down from the sky to the houses :laugh:
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 03:20 AM

I actually thought the woman automactically gets pregnant at a certain age :laugh:
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Posted 24 June 2009 - 09:32 AM

I just thought i come out from mum stomach.
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 06:49 AM

I thought they baked them in ovens. :(
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 09:11 AM

I've always had an artistic mind so I thought my parents would just draw the baby and in a few hours it'll pop out! :( we don't have stork stories in our country usually it's 'mommy ate a huge watermelon' or something :(
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Posted 09 August 2009 - 09:14 AM

god put them there by stuffing them up the mothers penis
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 01:43 AM

my mom said she prayed REAL hard and god gave us to her. which i suppose is kinda true. but missing a bit of work.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 05:00 PM

haha i was very inocent. my parents to us they went to hawaii and we are created. so when i was young i thought all babies are manufacture in hawaii. :smoke:;i know it is so stupid now that i know about sex...
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 06:59 PM

I'm pretty sure I thought that babies just spontaneously grew in their mothers stomach, and when they were ready to come out, they burst out though the stomach aliens-style.
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Posted 10 August 2009 - 07:35 PM

I fell for the good ol' stork carrying the babies story until i learned about it of course...
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Posted 11 August 2009 - 08:33 PM

Stewie from family guy's rendition on how baby's how made::stork enters room carrying a satchel::Woman on bed - "where's my baby"::Stork take's red light out of sack and plug's it into the lamp::Stork In deep sexy voice - "Me and you are gonna make the baby"Pretty much how i thought of it
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