Never really thought about it. To be honest, I learned about sex first before learning where babies come from. Lol?
Before Sex
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 03:42 AM
The Stork, DUH! I mean, it has been proven...Uhm.... Eh... Alright, I just believed they came to be somewhere!You got me...
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 05:23 AM
Those 25 cent machines.Yeah...don't ask. 
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 05:37 AM
Those 25 cent machines.Yeah...don't ask.
Lol. This is totally epic. Babies from 25 cent machines. 
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Posted 29 December 2009 - 10:17 AM
same here. i just knew it was in moms bellyBefore you heard about sex how else did you think that babies came to existance?I thought they were placed in the mother somehow but I didn't know how.
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Posted 29 December 2009 - 07:25 PM
i watched a lot of cartoons, so i thought they came from those birds.
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Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:35 PM
For a short time, I thought it was the stork. I never thought of it much as a child though.
Mission accomplished.
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 12:01 AM
the whole crane delivers them story lol man i cant believe i believed it
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 02:05 AM
I never thought about that, until I knew the actual way. I learned about sex in 1st grade.
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Posted 31 December 2009 - 08:18 AM
i thought the babies came from nowhere and suddenly appears when a couple gets marries. but after that my dad said i came from his butt
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 01:31 AM
I thought that women had like, a compartment on their stomach and that whenever you wanted a baby you just popped something in and, like, baked it like a pizza. ...heh...heh...heh...
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Posted 03 January 2010 - 07:42 PM
I thought if mommy and daddy kissed enough, somehow a baby will start to grow in it, then the belly button would open up and a baby would come out. 
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 07:01 AM
i was a smart kid...i used logic alot so i never believed the illogical excuses (no offense to anyone who may think im calling them stupid, im not) alls i knew was a man did something, and the woman had the kid about a year later. then my mother told me what (she never gave an excuse... thats why i like my mother shes cool)before that i didnt even care
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 11:38 PM
Hm... well, I knew that the mother carried them... the process I did not know... god, now you got me thinking about this haha... I believe it was heavily making out I cried aloud with mirth and merriment
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 12:19 AM
Youre going to think this is rediculouse but i seriously thought that babies were watermelon seeds that mothers ate to have a baby no joke and that was till i was about six and my older brother thought it would be funny to explain it to me throgh meens or an x rated film ( OH THE HUMANITY)
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 12:39 AM
I really did think it was the stork too >.<Probably because I watch too many bugs bunny cartoons
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 02:00 AM
My older brother is about five years older then me and he just told me when I was really young before I even thought about it so I always kind of new that my parents got it on to have all of us..... 
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 05:22 AM
I never had any strange notions about procreation as a child.I had no doubt that about the whole stork story being false.I consider myself lucky for this.I also never believed in santa-claus, the easter bunny or the tooth fairy. Don lie to your kids when its your turn, it will simply make things more complicated in the long run.
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 05:34 AM
Sex is Zero, so be a hero, and don't make any more babies for our poor world.I always thought god made babies, just like eveything else.I never knew anything else, I had always known, actually. When I was about 1 my mom tried to tell me (focused towards the younger aged of course) and eventually I put it together. Before that I never though about it, I just thought of what to do next.(It should be noted here I was very smart as a kid.)
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 09:19 PM
My mom used to say that she found us, the trolls, in the woods. I think I believed in that until I found one of those scary biology books around 10 years old. To real man, to real.
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 11:01 PM
truly the question wasnt to important for me to want to know
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 06:48 AM
I thought God sent a spirit into mommy's tummy, which eventually grew bigger and bigger...Or it just magically appears and grows in mum's belly.
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 09:43 AM
I thought mommy and daddy were have anal sex
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Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:55 PM
I never thought of that. I thought it was get married.Wait a while and hope one pops up.That's why they break the news to their own husbands in TV shows.
I thought mommy and daddy were have anal sex
Edited by 2bigpigs, 09 March 2010 - 12:01 PM.
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Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:25 AM
i though u by them at the store cuz of spongebob
