I thought the mother threw up the baby through their mouth. Now that I think about, that would actually kill the mother, wouldn't it? Before that, I thought the stork brought the baby as well.
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 11:56 AM
i thought that first my parents pray to god for what gender they want, and then they get it. when i was about four, i thought it happened when they kiss 
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Posted 09 July 2010 - 01:03 PM
at first i thought babies came from the hospital, like mom and dads go pick which ever they want. =P
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 04:27 AM
LOL! That is so funny! Your mother is so creative. Unfortunately, I was never curious as a child so I never asked. I just assumed it was all a part of growing up. If you were female, you just grew babies in your stomach.my mother told me, babies grow in a cabbage field.
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Posted 11 July 2010 - 05:07 AM
When I was young, I didnt know. I had heard of boys having sperm and I use to think that when I would urinate, the light hitting the urine made it sparkle and I thought that the sparkles were the sperm.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 01:21 AM
The stork version here as well until I was in the second grade I think when my mother told me about the whole deal.
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 01:32 AM
I didn't really care until I learned it at bio 
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Posted 12 July 2010 - 02:17 AM
I really can't remember a time I didn't know. Doctor mom, woo
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:25 AM
I always thought women laid eggs. 
Stupid, I know, but hey, I was a kid back then.
Stupid, I know, but hey, I was a kid back then.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:29 PM
A seed in my mom's tummyXDthat grows day by day and eventually becomes a childXD i thought it thoroughly at the age of 5 and i realized that smth is misssing so my parents had to tell me the truth but still...they told me that because they love eachother so much they kiss and then the whole seed storyXD
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Posted 28 September 2010 - 06:34 PM
Cabbage patch kids? (if my kids look like that, im gone lol)I have always known about sex, since the age of like 5. The part i never knew was how the babies got out!my mother told me, babies grow in a cabbage field.
I used to think they came out of the belly button lmfao! 
Boy was i shocked when i found out how it really happend, good feeling gone lol.
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Posted 28 September 2010 - 07:17 PM
To be honest, I've never thought or questioned that. Neither was it told to me, at least for so far i could remember. So until I've learned about sex, which actually was when I was about a year or 6-7, I had no idea about it
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Posted 02 October 2010 - 03:21 AM
I read calvin and hobbes as a kid so i though we came from sears!
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Posted 03 October 2010 - 09:48 PM
I... have no clue. i didnt think about it, really, before i knew about sex.
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Posted 05 October 2010 - 04:17 AM
To be honest, before all the scientific explanations of how babies came to be, i just assumed they were carried to doorsteps by storks. I might've played yoshi's story too obsessively as a child. =p
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Posted 05 October 2010 - 12:52 PM
I thought they get them from hospital i just never understood why they had massive bellys but that was me back then before i didn't know
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Posted 06 October 2010 - 04:29 PM
Ive known about sex since I was little, my dad left porn on the tv and I saw it and got scared lol
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Posted 08 October 2010 - 04:01 PM
At one point, I thought you bought them from hospitals.Then, I got smarter and thought that mothers grow them in their bodies.
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 12:39 AM
When I was little, I never bothered to wonder where babies came from. I can only presume that I thought that they just appeared.
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 07:02 AM
I thought babies just always were. Like right when a parent would want a baby, it would just be there. Imaginary ScenarioMother: I want a child.Father: Me Too.Child from nowhere: mama?Mother and Father: OOH! We'll name it Reginald.
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 12:49 PM
Many different possibilities..1) We evolved from monkeys and apparently a monkey gave birth to a human baby :(2) God made the first human??????? So.. no sex is involved.3) We... just appeared out of thin air? LOL.
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 04:58 PM
i thought they magically appeared. that was when i was bout 5. my friend told me babies are a result of sex when i was in the first grade. educated young haha.
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 02:49 AM
I thought that they came through what a mother eats.
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Posted 18 November 2010 - 08:23 AM
Hehe, I thought a woman became pregnant during her wedding. I thought the ring and the kissing of the bride had something to do with it. Turns out the reality of it was quite different. 
God, I feel stupid...
God, I feel stupid...
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Posted 20 November 2010 - 08:35 AM
I never thought about it too much. I just thought God chose children and assigned them to parents He thought were suitable. Dad educated me about sex when I was 11 years old. I didn't explore much after. I learned as I watched television shows that used sex in humorous context. 
