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noooo i said my answer already. she lets him kill the ugly one
Riddles
Started by Duce, Feb 21 2005 10:48 AM
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 03:44 AM
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 04:47 PM
man you peaple have hard riddles is it a goat???
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Posted 21 May 2005 - 04:57 PM
the first one= the man is short and when its raining he hes a umbrella to reach the button in the elevatori'd say lions, cuase natives cant hold lionsshe lets none get killed, cause she doesnt have kids
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 03:28 AM
I gots one.A guy parks his car at a bank (or was it a house? Not entirely sure...). Without doing anything, he immediately knows he is bankrupt. How is this possible?
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 03:37 AM
A meteor crashed on the bank where he had all his money!!! :BOOM: ( mwahahahahaha! Destruction!!!!!) :rocketgun:
Edited by zanzoken, 22 May 2005 - 03:40 AM.
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 03:41 AM
he accidentally drove into a parking meter or the side of the house/bank..?
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 04:35 PM
how many sides does a circle have?
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 04:50 PM
no, 2 one on the inside and one on the outside 
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Posted 22 May 2005 - 05:57 PM
The people who answered my riddle are wrong. Try again.
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Posted 24 May 2005 - 02:42 AM
I have a few 1. you have 20 red socks 20 blue socks and 20 green socks in the same box. your in a pitch black room and there is no way of getting light how meny sock will you have to take befor you get 1 pair2.bill, bob and jim are haveing a contest on who can hold there breath under water the longest Jim won. How?3. A man gose into a bar and asks for a cup of water the barkeep takes out his shout gun and points it to the man the man said thank you and left happly4.In a town painted black with all the steet light broken in the middle of the night a man in a black car with its head lights broken is about to hit a black dog in the middle of the road but the man sees the dog and turns. how?good luck
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Posted 24 May 2005 - 03:32 AM
1) with the least amount of tries: 2; with the most: 42) Jim put his head "under" water..(maybe a pail of water or something)..and he won..?3) he had the hiccups!! (i've heard of that one!! 
)4) it's not night yet..it's still morning; rise and shine!
)4) it's not night yet..it's still morning; rise and shine!
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Posted 24 May 2005 - 04:59 AM
i got one --a guys laying dead in a puddle of blood and water on a flooriit doesnt matter where he wuz, he committed sucide...0---------------howd he die?
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Posted 24 May 2005 - 05:24 AM
he stabbed him self, the water was a shard of ice...ok ive got oneWhat do these words have in common:Level, Noon, Peep, Racecar
Edited by Soulopr8r, 24 May 2005 - 05:25 AM.
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Posted 24 May 2005 - 07:23 PM
All of them can be read backwards
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 03:01 PM
What's black and white and red all over? 
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 11:18 PM
a zebra that got stabbed??
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 12:25 AM
A newspaper, a sunburned/embarassed zebra/penguin, etc...
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Posted 27 May 2005 - 09:33 PM
Spilling Fruit punch on my newspaper
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 03:29 AM
How many different types of animals did Moses bring on the ark?
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 03:36 AM
None, because it wasn't Moses, it was Noah =p@hellgrazor - well, there is still some like from the stars and he could've seen the dogs eyes or something, or maybe the dog barked.
Edited by CJVonex, 28 May 2005 - 03:39 AM.
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 09:33 AM
how many letters are there in the alphabets?
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 01:40 PM
Well, in the alphabet there is 26 letters, but in "the alphabets" there are 12 letters (8 if you don't count repeated letters).
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Posted 28 May 2005 - 10:02 PM
Why don't they have the olympics in Mexico?By the way, I am Mexican.
Edited by damndirtyape, 28 May 2005 - 10:03 PM.
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Posted 29 May 2005 - 09:47 AM
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,Five in the middle is seen;First of all numbers, the first of all letters,Take up their stations between.Join all together, and then you will bring,Before you the name of an eminent king.
