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[DAZZ192]

Well if it was just a simple fight i would keep fighting even if i know i would lose. If i ran away i would lose my pride and would be too sad and people might shun me. But if it was life and death i think ill probably run for my life

[getmeout]

now before i start i want you to know: it might get a bit long.as for my post... i suppose it depends on what the situation is. lets just go with an unarmed fight: fists and feet (and teeth!) only.i would probably fight till i was beaten. then when they were bringing me to their secret moon base i would pull out my lightsaber (that i had hidden) and start cutting them to bits! then i would hi-jack their cruiser and head to their base! once i got there i would start kicking them out of the hanger and into space! after that i would head to the power generators and set EMP bombs to detonate remotely so i could escape the base safely! next up i would cause some havoc to get the attention of their leader only to challenge him in ritual combat! i would lose and be jailed but it wouldnt matter since i would have another lightsaber and a sniper rifle that i had hidden in my clothes that i would use to escape! then i would kill the guards but wait until they radioed in to say i escaped so i could kill more guards! then i would head to the comm station and inform the alliance that i was broadcasting from the secret moon base of the enemy! i would set the broadcast to loop so they would be able to find the base too! next up would be taking out anyone else in the area and sealing it off so they cant stop the broadcast! then i would get caught again just after i finished sealing the area off and they would strip me and lock me up without anything to get out with but they missed my other lightsaber and shotgun that i hid in my ass! so i would escape again! then i would start planting bombs (that i hid with my shotgun and other lightsaber) all over the base and i would set them to a five hour timer just to be safe! then i would head to the main bridge to kill the commander and main crew so i could crash the moon base! once i got there i would say "now foolish commander! you cannot stop the resistance! your alliance will DIE!" and he would look at me with an angry look and say "NO! we cannot be stopped! we will be free of your empire of tyranny!" but it wouldnt matter since i know my alliance's cause is a just one! so i would point my gun at him and say "HA! once i kill you and your crew i will crash this battle-cruiser into the secret moon base that your crew doesnt have security Clarence to know about!" and he would say "NO!!" and i would shoot but miss and hit the window and they would capture me and put me back in jail but search all my ass and take all my lightsabers and guns and bombs but they missed my detonators since i hid them in my ship which is hidden! i wouldnt stay in jail long though because i would take my lightsaber and blaster that i had hidden and escape and kill the captain from before and crash the moon base into the planet! then i would escape in my ship but i dont need to use the emp bomb or the bombs because i had crashed the destroyer class cruiser already so the defenses were dead already! then i would inform the empire that i had defeated the rebels and saved the multiverse which was actually the universe but people thought it wasnt just ONE universe so they called it the multiverse! then i would discard ALL my weapons (yes even the hidden hidden ones!) and leave the planet! then its sun would explode and i would go to the EVIL empires home planet! i would land, walk up to the leader, say "i will lose but you die too!", and the planet explode.(i know it was long but i find this amusing.... that and a friend told me to make a silly post on a forum so yeah. there you go! can you find all the logic errors in my post? if so then dont spam this thread just PM me! have fun!)

[bfdude9846]

yeah, because if you dont try its the same as losing. lucky blows are a part of fighting too...

[LizasLilProtege]

Probably not. I've been dragged into fights before, and sure enough, I do always lose. I have no interest in fighting, and I try to avoid it at all costs. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd rather try to run for my life (especially if they're armed).

Edited by LizasLilProtege, 23 July 2009 - 09:06 PM.