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[Auzzie Wingman]

how about we take a different approach...take every evil villian from every videogame series...there's your answer! :laugh:now, characters you do wanna die?... that would indefinitely be... SPONGEBOB!

[Teh Gek Lod]

Dracula. Hes the final boss in almost EVERY Castlevania game. And yet he STILL finds a way to pop back into the next Castlevania game.

Aria of Sorrow and Dawn of Sorrow... Oh wait, *almost* every. Whatever.Back on topic.(Rant mode WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG)I have to say every. Single. Hero character. Ever.It always LOOKS like they'll die or be disabled for life. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, that would make an ORIGINAL FUCKING ENDING, now WOULDN'T IT? Let's say, Wall-E, I loved the movie, but the ending was just... Urgh. No. They couldn't have a good ending. Instead it had to be as cliche' as possible. They even used bull poo technology!And also, Nia in Gurren Lagann, Collette in Tales of Symphonia, and just... Most female characters in series with awesome story lines. All of them have the same problem: the intelligence level of a brick and everyone loves her. They're deserving of a grand prize for WORST MARY SUES EVAR.And speaking of which, Kira What's-his-face in Gundam Seed. He's a damned Gary Stue.

In Gundam Seed Destiny, he has a fucking beam saber shoved into the cockpit of his mech, hence dissolving him into it, AND his mech FUCKING EXPLODES BECAUSE THE CORE WAS HIT.

AND HE FUCKING SURVIVES.Oh yeah, and the wingmen in Ace Combat 5. They're invincible. And useless. Infact, they can crash into you, killing you instantly, but they'll be perfectly fine.Speaking of useless characters, NPCs in RPGs. Completely useless and annoying. One thing about RuneScape that's actually good is that you can kill some NPCs for being stupid. Which gives it awesome points.(End rant mode)in b4 points deducted for reasons x, y, and z.Also, everyone saying Team Rocket, it's a kid's show. In children's shows, there is no such thing as "death."