in my opinion the stupidest piece of dialog is from resident evel"Here is a lockpick. It might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you"
Most stupid piece of game dialog
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 03:42 PM
To me the most stupid dialog would be to repeat something completely useless to anyone hearing it.I'm not refering to a specific game but that's just how it is. It irritates me! 
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Posted 19 March 2009 - 11:39 PM
"All your base are belong to us"ring a bell?
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 12:32 AM
in pokemon platinum with the way team galactic talks, i just cant take them seriously they're so annoying
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 04:16 AM
I agree, but i just dont like all of the teams in pokemon. they all say "your gonna lose" and when you pwn them they all say "wtf just happened?"in pokemon platinum with the way team galactic talks, i just cant take them seriously they're so annoying
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:29 AM
Cheesy lines like "You think you could defeat me" which could be heard in a lot of games..
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:42 AM
Agreed, the resident evil series has all kinds of aweful dialog. they only thing i can come up with is that maybe it doesn't sound so corny in the native Japanese language.in my opinion the stupidest piece of dialog is from resident evel"Here is a lockpick. It might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you"
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:44 PM
same quote that i say is stupid, found in soul calibur and others. their voice cracks when they are saying this line. lolCheesy lines like "You think you could defeat me" which could be heard in a lot of games..
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Posted 27 March 2009 - 12:08 AM
Poor underpaid Writers not being able to come up with better lines =(
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 08:01 PM
i dont think i played that one but it sounds... sarcasticbut the stupidest game dialogue goes to rainbow six vegas 2, when your fighting a group of terrorists, taking the game serously, you hear shouts of "Aim! For the head!" "Aim for their leader!!" and the stupidest one: "Aim. And shoot!"in my opinion the stupidest piece of dialog is from resident evel"Here is a lockpick. It might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you"
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 11:09 PM
Actually, I agree with you there. A prime example would be the dreaded "HEY, Listen.." from the first zelda game on the 64. It was very pointless, and very annoying to hear over and over again. I have heard some other dialog that was really bad, but I can't recall any that jump out at the moment.To me the most stupid dialog would be to repeat something completely useless to anyone hearing it.I'm not refering to a specific game but that's just how it is. It irritates me!
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 02:28 AM
I think I have to say "HEY, Listen!" thats just awful, its the only bad part of Zelda games.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 09:42 PM
In the early Pokemon games there was this "youngster" you fought and what he said right before battle was, "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" 
Like...what was the point of that? lol! So I'd have to say that that's the dumbest dialoguw I'VE ever seen. 
Like...what was the point of that? lol! So I'd have to say that that's the dumbest dialoguw I'VE ever seen.
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 03:08 PM
a perfect example of that is in pokemon how every single round of a battle it tells you how the weather is lolTo me the most stupid dialog would be to repeat something completely useless to anyone hearing it.I'm not refering to a specific game but that's just how it is. It irritates me!
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 05:14 PM
Even WindWaker had those stupid noices by the NPC's when games like Tomb Raider had full spoken dialogActually, I agree with you there. A prime example would be the dreaded "HEY, Listen.." from the first zelda game on the 64. It was very pointless, and very annoying to hear over and over again. I have heard some other dialog that was really bad, but I can't recall any that jump out at the moment.
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 05:01 AM
So, what would be you're reaction when someone challenges you with this introduction?
Hi! I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 06:55 AM
if anyone knows of the legend of zelda CDI games, that there is the biggest load of terrible dialogPOINTS were deducted for this post by Ballistic BeanzPlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.
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Posted 19 April 2009 - 09:33 PM
Any dialogue I can make an NPC repeat is kind of dumb.Oh! All boss' "Bwahahahahaha I am invincible you cannot win etc etc etc" lines make me cringe.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 04:19 AM
Ever since Gold version, this has bothered me: Why do 80% of the enemies in monster-catching games say "You're so strong!" when you beat them, when the monsters did all the work; they should have no idea how strong YOU are! Pokemon, Digimon World, Dragon Quest Monsters, I've played tons that do this...
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 10:17 PM
I can't recall ever having read that "You're so strong!" dialogue in either digimon nor pokemon games.And I agree with Suspect TC, some game developers make npcs repeat the dialogue so many times its not even funny especially when it comes to mmorpgs
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 07:59 PM
"I need scissors, 61!!!"I love that quote though, to be fair 
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 12:31 PM
to me the most stupid game dialog is "is caught" in pokemon whenever you catch one there is this stupid dialogPOINTS were deducted for this post by Ballistic BeanzPlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.in my opinion the stupidest piece of dialog is from resident evel"Here is a lockpick. It might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you"
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Posted 03 May 2009 - 02:02 PM
lOL TRUST ME. THE WORST WAS THE DotA Warcraft lll : The Frozen Throne . One of the heroes , Enchantress was like , " Ahhhhhh, the great outdoors ."POINTS were deducted for this post by Ballistic BeanzPlease refer to the forum rules to find out why your points were deducted.Even WindWaker had those stupid noices by the NPC's when games like Tomb Raider had full spoken dialog
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 09:51 PM
I'm not saying this is dumb, but when Peppy says "Do a barrel roll!" in every single level of Star Fox 64, it gets quite annoying.
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Posted 14 May 2009 - 05:53 AM
Once again with the offering of irrelevant information in games is when you have the option to right click on objects for a description. And the description of a flower is: A flower.It doesnt really annoy me too much, I just have no idea why someone would waste their time adding that function into a game.
