From Phoenix Wright 2:"The miracle never happen."It is the worst typo ever. It happens during a completely serious moment, and so you laugh when you're supposed to feel sad. Given the context, I think it's the worst piece of game dialogue.(Though, there's also some choice dialogue in Odin Sphere, such as Cornelius's "I have a magic sword!")
Most stupid piece of game dialog
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, Mar 19 2009 02:11 PM
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 03:26 AM
I'd have to agree with what you said!!Barry is sooo funny... Why did they have to change his voice actor for the REmake...btw the voice actor was Norwegian.I think Resident Evil 1 when barry is pointing to the blood"What... What is this?" when it was obvious that it was blood. I thought that was stupid but hilarious.Don't forget his famous line "You almost were a Jibble sandwich!" lolol:mellow: that was really stupid but hilarious
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 09:22 AM
In both Marvel Ultimate Alliance and Ultimate Alliance 2, the NPCs only have so much dialogue and after playing through a single level you've probably heard everything they're ever going to say so its incredibly painful to listen to the same lines recycled. Especially in the final levels of UA2 when Venom constantly repeats the line "I wonder if a hive mind is a terrible thing to taste." Repeated way too many times
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 02:01 AM
"there is a prophecy" heard it too much from rpg games and games where u r the chosen one.
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 03:40 AM
Professor Layton and the Curious Village has the most boring dialogue ever. And the worst part is, the mouths just open and close randomly and Luke's pupils dart around weirdly.Oh, and Nearly Headless Nick in HP1 for PlayStation explaining how to cast Expelliarmous around 4 times in as many scenes.~Kit-Kit~TehKittehKat
Edited by Kit-Kit, 17 October 2009 - 03:48 AM.
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 05:02 PM
I'm going to go real old school here..."You spoony bard!" (Final Fantasy 2)As for the dialouge in Resident Evil, though, I believe that it is deliberately bad, as the series is based on old B zombie horror films, with excess gore as well as a corny script and plot.If you want to go for the funniest bad line, I'll go with Scarface's game over screen..."You !@#$ed up"
Edited by BlackFyre, 17 October 2009 - 05:04 PM.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 11:55 PM
I wouldn't say it's the dumbest dialogue I've heard, but Frank's line in Dead Rising, "I've covered wars, y'know," just kind of made me LOL on the inside. 'Cause reporting wars automatically makes you knowledgeable in firearms.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 03:31 AM
Anything that Lymle says in Star Ocean 4. I can't stand her voice or her dialogue.That lockpick is a great example haha.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 06:45 AM
gotta be the one when you hack a pokemon game. "No windows avail-able for popping." wtf?
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 05:37 PM
from eternal darkness sanity's requim"Take it.save us"standard 
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:22 AM
Ahaha...I remember reading that and I was like, "what the hell...?" The stupidest dialogue I've ever seen though is any of the Team [insert name here] Grunts from that series. They always make me wanna kick their asses just for being stupid.In the early Pokemon games there was this "youngster" you fought and what he said right before battle was, "Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
Like...what was the point of that? lol! So I'd have to say that that's the dumbest dialoguw I'VE ever seen.
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Posted 27 October 2009 - 02:53 AM
Any pathetic attempt at prefight dialogue made by any soulcalibur character or for that matter any 2d fighter game dialogue. About as important as cushioning on an electric chair
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Posted 04 November 2009 - 03:10 AM
Those stupid Pokemon introduction guys. THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING!
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Posted 11 November 2009 - 01:44 AM
YOU SPOONY BARDAHAHAHA TELLAH. YOU CRACK ME UP.Still awesome, though.OrI, GARLAND, WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN
