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Whats Your parents fav saying?
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, Jan 24 2010 11:52 PM
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:54 AM
it's not really a saying but it always begins like this..."when i was your age...."
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Posted 17 March 2010 - 12:56 AM
I hope you die tonightMy moms is get a job and my step dads is shutup(he says it in spanish)\I tell my mom that id get a job if i could, but that does harm instead of good
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 10:40 AM
From my dad, "Waiting is what broke the wagon down!"
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 12:22 PM
My father's "who lost my glasses?" and my mother's "do you have a girlfriend?"
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Posted 18 July 2010 - 06:22 PM
My mums: you are behind that computer for a way too long time now shut it down!! (" 
mum please .... shut it )and my dads: sooo do you have any plans for tomorrow? no? well then, we'll work in backyard (you have got to be kidding me... does it even looks like I want to work... anywhere?)
mum please .... shut it )and my dads: sooo do you have any plans for tomorrow? no? well then, we'll work in backyard (you have got to be kidding me... does it even looks like I want to work... anywhere?)
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Posted 01 August 2010 - 08:27 PM
My mom has always had this saying,"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it!" course I was always like pssshhhh whatever lol!
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 04:34 PM
1. Wake up!2. Get out!3 Shut up!4. You been on that bloody thing all day!5. Dont stay up all night!
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 08:43 PM
"I don't know" is not an excuse
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 05:57 PM
"Life is like a river, you gotta go with the flow."If my Dad was any more of a cheeseball I'd be inclined to commit unspeakable crimes against him. :/
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 09:03 PM
the i will's and i am going to are killing me- dad, who hates delays in work of any kind
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:31 AM
gf parents "I suppose", my parents "uh huh"
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Posted 21 August 2010 - 04:41 AM
my mom says "WAKE UP" about 10 times every morningdoesn't wake me up though lol
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Posted 24 December 2010 - 09:35 PM
my moms is either "because" and "I said so" and my dad doesn't have one
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Posted 25 December 2010 - 12:45 AM
Oh my granny and my ma say that all the time....still hate that sayingMy mom's is probably, "It is what it is." Translation: No matter what's going on, you can't change the past, so you've got to move forward with the options you've got avaliable now.
My ma says this a lot too unfortunately I cant take that threat lightlyMy mom has always had this saying,"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it!" course I was always like pssshhhh whatever lol!
Ive seen what she can do in a fightWhen I was little and I would tell my mom I'm bored she would always respond "You're bored? Go play in traffice." Her usual sayings though are "I'll kick a bone out your neck!" and when she is pissed off at someone other than her kids "Suck my d**k!" I love me ma
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Posted 29 December 2010 - 11:35 PM
My parents favorite saying is 'Go and study'!They think that i don't study at all.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 07:07 AM
hmm.... it's hard to pinpoint a favorite saying of theirs cuz they love to nag so much, as most parents do. i guess the most prominent one these days is "don't drink and drive; there's lotsa cops"... back in the crazy ol days it used to be "don't get high; if i catch you ima whoop your ass"
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Posted 31 December 2010 - 08:57 AM
Well, mine says I shouldn't be lazy. My father always nag...My moms is get a job and my step dads is shutup(he says it in spanish)\I tell my mom that id get a job if i could, but that does harm instead of good
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Posted 31 December 2010 - 09:11 AM
"go to sleep","it's been 5mins already","go to sleep"lol i stay up late playing video games....
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Posted 01 January 2011 - 02:13 PM
Try harder in your studiesNo matter wat score i get, Last time i showed up with a near 100% my dad says u should've dun bettar
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:46 AM
For my dad it is " You dont have school tommorow"? He probably say it in a sarcastic way because he knows i have it and see me late at night.
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:47 PM
My parents favorite saying is: "If it ain't broke, it ain't ours"when i was little, my sister an I used to get into alot of stuff, and things would break, glitch, crack or get messed up.
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