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if you had 3 clones, what woud you assign them to do?


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Posted 30 September 2012 - 01:17 AM

if you had 3 exact clones of you, and you could assign them 1 thing each to do, what would they be
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 02:30 PM

I'm picturing this as having three very obedient brothers. If they need maintenance like eating, sleeping and anything else required for the normal human body, I'd have them look for work. All four of us would live a happy and lonely life in a single household... except I'll be the most happiest while they do shiatsu massages on me every night.
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 12:36 AM

3 clones?
They will all occupy IT jobs and earn as much as I am or more.
Then, with all the salaries combined, afford more stuff!!
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Posted 02 October 2012 - 09:20 AM

Oh yeah, I'd make it so that they finished some IT course. They'll sustain me for a lifetime while giving me shiatsu massages every night.
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Posted 04 October 2012 - 02:10 AM

I would probably just kill them all. If i'm not even content on my own appearance, then why would i want three more people who look exactly like me?!

I'm a self centered ego maniac with a God complex.

So in hindsight:

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 03:29 AM

I would have them walk single-file behind me and do everything I do in sequence.


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:54 PM

Epic 4-man midfield. Oh god we'd play with such fluidity.

 

Other than that probably do an epic projected which i always wanted to do but needed people to help. Build stuff i've always wanted to as a kid like cars with motors or silly things like that.


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:56 PM

One learns PHP, one learns SQL and the last one goes to school instead of me.


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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:15 PM

You can do all 3 of them.

Heck i did all 3 and i was doing my final year of highschool in india.

One of my friends in uni studied 17 hours a day... I didn't even know there were those many hours a day :/

 

PHP without SQL and SQL without PHP ( or another suitable Web application langauge ) is shit :(
It'd make more sense if one guy learnt PHP + SQL and one learnt HTML + CSS + JS/JQuery


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:52 AM

1.Work-Earn money for me, as well as learn work skills.

2.Read as many books as possible as well as learn as much as possible.

3.Learn as many skills as possible like martial arts, or any skills that's useful.

 

 

I would then create a machine that would transfer the knowledge of all 3 to myself.


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:43 PM

Use them as my wingmen. Before that help with housework and dietry requirements.


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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:55 PM

PHP without SQL and SQL without PHP ( or another suitable Web application langauge ) is shit :(
It'd make more sense if one guy learnt PHP + SQL and one learnt HTML + CSS + JS/JQuery

 

I'm already learning HTML, CSS and JS/jQuery.

So hence why 2 of them learn SQL + PHP, one goes to school so I can build up a Web Imperium with my other 2 clones.


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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:52 PM

Hmmm, it depends. If they are really clones, I can't boss 'em around, since they are literally identical to me.

 

If I COULD, though, I would probably let them study, graduate, get a job, earn money, and then build an awesome base with the best gaming installation imaginable: multiplayer gaming with 3 clones!

 

Of course, I would still let them keep earning money so I can live a comfortable life without having to do too much myself.


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Posted 19 March 2013 - 05:39 AM

I would make them do my homework for me. Really, there's too much of it. Also, I would make them go to college with me, but make them live in separate dorms because we'd all probably kill each other or something.


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Posted 19 August 2013 - 12:24 PM

hmm, maybe send 2 to help my parents with their work so that my parents are able to be free and go overseas. haha! for the last one, hmm twin of me maybe?


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Posted 25 September 2013 - 10:15 AM

Streaking marathon across the states.



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Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:48 PM

I'd have each one live in a different state for 3 years. At the end of year 3 i'll arrange a meeting place for us to check each ones life. We'll see who has aquired the happiest life and how they have changed over the years. Then I'll stop the jutsu, learning everything they have. Thus becoming the third hokage.


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 05:14 PM

Well if I had 3 clones we'd all probably be the same in many ways like most likely we'd all be playing Minecraft together, posting our Let's play videos on our channel and stuff. In addition, I also like to think we'll do tons of multiplayer LAN parties together. Starcraft, Rome: Total War, Half-Life, Outpost 2, again Minecraft, that kind of thing. 

 

As for essentials such as food, drink, shelter, well first off all PIZZA. Coz Pizza is big, good for around 3 - 4, accessible and delishus. Mountain Dew would be good as a drink though probably mostly water considering I've had UTI before and I'd rather not revisit that road. My room's big enough for all three of us and I have enough power outlets for 3 Laptops.

My neighbors would probably complain about the noise hahahahah.

 

Jobs, I like to think that we would have different jobs. Pizza Hut employee, one could work from home, and stuff like that. Basically we'd be triplets I guess.


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