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Posted 06 April 2005 - 12:07 PM

ned: "AAAAA!!! i'm a murdidly-urderer"bart: "whoever that is, they've definatly done their homework: -one of the treehouse of horor episodes
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 10:10 PM

i canot think of one
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Posted 07 April 2005 - 10:35 AM

Homer:"Bed goes up,bed goes down,bed goes up,bed goes down."Homers brain:"Dont say that u were in a bar."Homer:"I was in a pornografi store,I was buying pornografy."Homers brain:"I couldnt put it better myself."Homer:"No beer and no TV makes Homer go something,something..."Old man:"Here you go apchoo."Apu:"Not choo...pu"Old man2:"I have truble with both."Homer looks at Uruguay on a globe:"He,he,he...You are gay..."
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Posted 12 April 2005 - 05:59 PM

Homer: "I was trying to but the opportunity never came up."
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Posted 12 April 2005 - 06:13 PM

i canot think of one

Then don't post here... sheeesh.Principal Skinner: *Licks a piece of gum from the floor* "Hmmmm... this brand of gm double mint, trying to double your fun, eh Simpson? Well I'll double your detention."Principal Skinner thinking (to Bart): "Simpson, I know you can read me. If I found out that you cut school, your donkey is mine. That's right, I think things I wouldn't actually say."Homer thinking (to Bart): "I know you can read MY thought boy: Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 09:21 PM

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend!!
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 11:06 PM

from Flanders' family reunionFlanders: and this is Sir Chadwick FlandersChadyke: Charmed I'm sure.... a doodily
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Posted 02 May 2005 - 11:04 AM

"The word "un-blow-up-able" is thrown around a lot these days...""If he can teach a class, then he can teach a class! I mean, I can teach a class!""When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And if a woman says somethings not funny, you'd better not laugh your donkey off."
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."


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Posted 02 May 2005 - 12:21 PM

"As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family."
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 08:59 AM

Bart: "Mother, what is angel?"Marge: "An angel is a person with wings and who can fly in the sky."Bart: "Then why did father tell the lady next door that she was his angel. She doesn't fly."Marge: "No, but today I'll let her fly." :)
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 12:59 PM

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut? Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit? Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 05:14 AM

Bart notices that his mother always buys new clothes for Liza, but never for him. He protests his mother's favoritism.Marge explain: "We must pay special attention to packaging, especially of things that we are sending for export." :(
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 08:21 AM

discapable animal helper's salemsman - Sorry Mr. Simpson, but we this animals are for disable ppl.Homer - disabled ppl hmm?*later*grandpa - thanks son, for this monkey. I'll be very uselfulhomer - yes it will. matter if i take him for a ride?grandpa - sure, ill be here....mmm, i cant wait to taste that monkey-------*mojo the monkey steals doughnuts from Lardy Lad's donuts*Homer - Come on mojo. come down and ill give u one*mojo shaked head and moves to the electric pole...starts chewing one donut*Homer- Bad mojo!!*mojo throws donut*Homer - I dont need ur pity.....*throws himself at the half-eaten donut and eats it up* mmmm...
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 09:23 AM

*Mr Burns is trying to make Homer loose weight*Mr Burns - "One......One......ONE!......ahh blast it!, ill pay for the damn lipo suction!"Homer - "WHOOOHOO!!"
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Posted 23 May 2005 - 09:45 AM

Flanders in a tight skiing uniform."It's like i'm wearing nothing at all"Homer doing splits down a ski mountain"Okay, remember what the ski instructer tought us."Flander's flashback"it's like i'm wearing..nothing at all, nothing at all"
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 02:22 AM

I didnt feel like going threw all the pages so i dun know if this is in there, it should be;Bart- "Eat my shorts"lmao thats the best one...
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 06:21 PM

Flanders in a tight skiing uniform."It's like i'm wearing nothing at all"Homer doing splits down a ski mountain"Okay, remember what the ski instructer tought us."Flander's flashback"it's like i'm wearing..nothing at all, nothing at all"

Homer- "Stupid sexy Flanders"

Edited by Enixfer, 25 May 2005 - 06:22 PM.

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Posted 05 June 2005 - 07:38 PM

"Eat my shorts!" Bart
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 05:23 AM

lol... u guyz memorize these jokes whn watching the show?...;)....kewl...
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 07:44 AM

Homer: Son, there three phrases that I have to tell you. They will get you through life.1. "Cover Me"2. "Ohh, GOOD IDEA SIR!!!"(suck up)3. "Meh, it was like that when I got here"That was his man-to-man talk with Bart, when Homer thought he only had 24 hours to live.EDIT: Crap, this was already said. Maybe this wasn't.Marge: Homer, stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.Homer: No Marge, they're embassing us! They're embarassing America! They turned the Navy into a laughing stock. They ruined our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just.....John: Queer?Homer: Yea! And another thing. I'm offended by you using that word. That's our word to make fun of you. WE NEED IT! Well I'm taking back that word and I'm taking back my son!

Edited by UraRenge, 09 June 2005 - 07:55 AM.

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Posted 09 June 2005 - 08:34 AM

Mr. Burns: Why didn't anyne tell me about this stock market crash? (The Great Depression)Suck-Up: It happened before we were born!Mr. Burns: Excuses, excuses.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 08:38 AM

Great and funny quotes ;)
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 07:38 PM

Docter: the surgery will increase your killing poere but it could kill you.Homer: Increase my killing power ayyy.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 11:17 PM

zombie episode:Homer: Take this Flanders!Bart: Dad, you killed zombie Flanders!Homer: Was he a zombie? :unsure:
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 04:41 AM

lol....great quotes...
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