Burns: Oh dear, some careless fellow has left large stacks of cash lying around. Let's step outside and hope they go away.Inspector: Are you trying to bribe me?Burns: Is there any question in the matter? Take it, take it you fool!
The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
Started by djflash, Jun 08 2004 07:06 AM
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Posted 11 June 2005 - 04:56 PM
CBF looking back and seeing if this quote was ever posted yet.Homer: "Three simple words. I am gay."
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 04:41 PM
HIDELLY HODELLY NEIIBGHOOUR-FlandersEat my shorts- BartD'oh!-Homer
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:03 AM
"...I'll tell everyone you peed your pants watching Harry Potter"-bart"I wasn't afraid, I just...felt like peeing"-Milhouse
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 02:57 AM
"I like my beer cold, my couch warm, and my homosexuals FAALAMING"-Homer
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 06:47 AM
mmmmmm.......... forbidden doughnut
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 07:38 AM
Lol, these are some nice quotes, brings back memories too.
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 01:50 PM
"Thank You, Come Again" <-- Apu"Why you little...." <-- Homer"Yaba yaba doo.... who gives a bibble" <-- Marge 
"Nobody said anything about 'Skinner In a Sherreder.com'" <-- Bart :rofl2:
"Nobody said anything about 'Skinner In a Sherreder.com'" <-- Bart :rofl2:
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 12:58 AM
"look brain you don't like me and i don't like you"
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:43 AM
Homer (to Bart) - If you change your name to Homer Jr. you can be called Ho-Ju
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 10:45 AM
BBM: "Hola Harmony - que es el dilly-o?"
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 03:42 AM
"Gime?Whats a Gime...(Homer Walks in Gym)Ohhh a Gime!!" Homer"Cant't Sleep Clown will eat me ""you don't have to Sue me to get my pants off" Mr. BurnsJudge Judy - Don't spit on a cupecake and tell me its frostingHomer (Punches and angrly says) What did she said about Cuppcakes
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 05:49 AM
i dont know if anyone put these but in too lazy to see so sorry if theyve been posted.Bart: lisa, that was just some made-up stuff to scare kids like the boogeyman or michael jacksonHomer: If Bart can be El Barto then i would be... (looks at word he spray painted Reads El Homo) Gay guy: Oh I admire ur boldnessBart: Can we go im tired and it smells like urineHomer: All overpasses smell like urineBart: FRESH urineHomer: the gas station is a block away
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 05:42 PM
"Hello my name is Mr. BUrns""Ok Mr. Burns whats your first name""...I don't know"
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 06:05 PM
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 06:24 PM
What?http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/helloNope. Edison favoured "hoy hoy" too.Homer: "Mmm... something."Where does that quote come from, anyway? I've never seen it in any episode except for a clip show.Mr. Burns always answers the phone by saying, "Hoy Hoy!" This is the word that Alexander Graham Bell suggested that we all say when we answer the phone. Bell resented Thomas Edison, who popularized the use of "Hello."
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Posted 13 July 2005 - 09:10 PM
i think he said that when this guy said like this really long complicated word.Homer: Chaka Khan, Let me rock you , Let me rock you, Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan, CHAKA KHAN!!!Homer: What!! i dont wanna be a misionary, i dont even believe in Jebus.
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Posted 30 July 2005 - 10:02 PM
i am evil homer
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 05:30 AM
The one with the cavalry kids:RALPH: Will you be my mommy (To wolf)Wolf picks him up with teethRALPH: You smell like dead bunnies :rofl2: Not sure what Ep:Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." :rofl2: The Mr. Burns Alien oneScully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) :rofl2: Not sure what Ep.Kent Brockman: ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. :rofl2: The one where Homer has no beer and t.v.Marge: [listening to radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit. :rofl2: And finally the one were Cletus' sister comes out and says:SISTER: Can I eat your baby (Baby being a sac of sugar)CLETUS: Docter said that if you eat any more babies they'll take your leg
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Posted 05 August 2005 - 04:01 AM
" Thank you come again"
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Posted 06 August 2005 - 08:50 AM
Some Brazilian dancer dude: Here we are teaching a dance that will amaze the world. It's called the "(unfortunatly i do not know how to spell it.)" This dance will make sex look like church.Marge: i dont know my daughter should be hearing this.Brazilian dancer dude: YOU CANT HIDE HER FOREVER, you stupid lady.
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 02:45 AM
Ralph:Why does everyone runs away from me?(Wets himself)
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 06:39 PM
-ralph wiggims"my cats breath smells like cat food"HAHAH FUNNY S!@T
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Posted 12 August 2005 - 09:02 PM
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. -Homer: (while he is drunk) Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.-Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) -Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2OooooYEH!
