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The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
Started by djflash, Jun 08 2004 07:06 AM
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 12:52 PM
"Dang Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?""Now, honey, they's my parents, too."*banjo flourish*"YOU'D BETTER NOT BE IN MY donkey-GROOVE!"
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
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Posted 13 August 2005 - 10:24 PM
When Homer was phoning Barny and when he picked up the phone there was a message singing "No ones here, no ones there,"
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Posted 14 August 2005 - 01:30 AM
Homer- mmm burgar
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Posted 20 August 2005 - 06:31 AM
Homer: No t.v. and no beer make Homer something something.Marge: Go crazy?Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO! AAAAALLAAALLAALLAAALAAA!!!! AAAALLAALLALLALLAAA!!! LLLAAALLAAA!!! LA LA lah la- I need a beer.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 03:07 PM
that name again is mr plow !!
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 08:18 PM
"It's like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!"
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 11:45 PM
*To the tune of that one song*Moe Moe Moe! How do you like me how do you like me?Moe Moe Moe! Why don't you like me, nobody likes me.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:37 AM
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=14][COLOR=red] Bart- EAT MY SHORTS
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:39 AM
cleitus;walks up telephone pole:hey i can call ma from up here HEEEYY MAAA GET OFF DA ROOF
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Posted 18 September 2005 - 12:50 PM
"I don't have such a good memory since I dranks my thermometer, but I whittles what I sees..."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 11:25 PM
english who needs that im never going to england
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Posted 14 October 2005 - 11:27 PM
"Three words...I AM GAY"-Homer
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Posted 16 October 2005 - 05:30 AM
Homer : "At least I like this episode"Homer's mind : "oh you don't wanna knwo what I thinks".Episode where Homer make poochie the dog's voice.
You have no idea what the real me can be like.
98% of the teenage population will try, does, or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature.
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 05:20 AM
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.Homer: It is?Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.Homer: Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.Krusty's Opening Cheer:Krusty: Hey kids! Who do you love?Audience: Krusty!Krusty: How much do you love me?Audience: With all our hearts!Krusty: What would you do if I went off the air?Audience: We'd kill ourselves!Kent Brockman: Uh, Mr. Burns, people are calling this a meltdown.Mr. Burns: Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying "buzzwords." We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 05:53 AM
"I dont need to wear safety gloves, because i'm Homer *gets electrocuted to death*"
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 08:06 AM
Carl: "Sending some outgoing mail?"Lenny: "You know it."Carl: "Yeah, I'll probably send some tomorrow."Lenny: "I hear that!"*high-five*
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
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Posted 23 October 2005 - 11:05 PM
Welcome to the Quicky Mart.
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 02:01 AM
DAM U EBAY!!!!!!!!!!! - Homer
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 02:12 AM
"hey homie. i can see your doodle."-ned
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 09:59 PM
"Mmmm...Forbidden donut...""If something's hard to then it's not worth doing. ""If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike, you just go in every day and do it really half assed. "(all homer quotes)
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:36 AM
Mr. Burns: It looks like the mojave have returned... They'll probably be wanting their souls back...Apu: Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:43 AM
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 02:47 AM
"Ahhhh, just how I like my Martini: full of alcohol."~Homer Simpson
