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The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
Started by djflash, Jun 08 2004 07:06 AM
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 03:49 AM
"hello ho a me e er cannot come to work today bcause he is sick. "
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 03:53 AM
Not a quote per-se, but when barts writing on the chalk board in the beginning, he writes "The constitution does not end with "hail satan"
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 04:57 AM
From the Bart vs Thanksgiving episodeLisa's explaining her centrepiece and saying how these are her heroesBart brings the Turkey out.Homer:"speaking of heroes here comes mine"And from same episodeHomer Picks up the phoneHomer:"Hello Operator, Get me the number for 911"And from the flashback of when Bart is born and homer is struggling for a job.Doorbell: "Ding-Dong"(opens door)Repo guy: "Repo men, we're here for your things."(reads out a list of things to take)Repo Guy: "reposessing things is the hardest part of my job"From when Homer is presenting his car that ruins Herb PowellHomer: "Powerful like a Gorilla, Yet soft and yielding like a nerfball"
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Posted 26 October 2005 - 05:02 AM
this is some funny stuff
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 01:22 PM
i'm sorri if i'll be repeating some of the past quotes... and if they are a bit incorrect(all homer orrientated quotes)Homer: Oh, God why do you mock me?Marge: Thats not God. That's just a waffle Bart stuck on the ceiling.*homer catches waffle*Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but Umph (lol eating). Mmmm... Scralisious.It takes two to lie, one the lie and one to listen.Mmmm... somethingHomer: No beer and TV make Homer something something...Marge: Go Crazy?Homer: Don't mind if I do (goes crazy ^^)General: Explain yourself.Homer: It's my first day.(repeats it in various languages)Homer (to penguins): Qwack, Qwack, Qwack.My poor beer... you never had a chance to become my urine (sobs)meh thats all for now i guess...keep up the good work!!!
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 04:29 PM
When Homer and Marge find the "old lady" stabbed in the back with scissors and Homer starts going through sound effects...Buh, Muh, Guh, Fuh...(thinking)...Suh!(Note: Probably not the exact sounds used.)
I am the Eggman. That's what I am. I am the Eggman. I've got the master plan.
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Posted 29 October 2005 - 04:37 PM
Homer reads the globe.YOU ARE GAY?
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 10:27 PM
the simpsons sux.........
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Posted 04 November 2005 - 08:41 AM
Nelson: I think I wet my self! and the town flooded
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 12:42 AM
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 12:50 AM
Homer: "No TV and beer make Homer something something..."Marge: "Go crazy?"Homer: "Don't mind if I do!! (Goes crazy)"Marge: "Homer, is this how you pictured married life?"Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries."WAY too many more to quote.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 05:41 AM
Burns: Some men hunt for sport, Others hunt for food, The only thing I'm hunting for, Is an outfit that looks good... See my vest, see my vest, Made from real gorilla chest, Feel this sweater, there's no better, Than authentic Irish setter. See this hat, 'twas my cat, My evening wear - vampire bat, These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share, Beret of poodle, on my noodle It shall rest, Try my red robin suit, It comes one breast or two, See my vest, see my vest, See my vest. Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs, But a greyhound fur tuxedo Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs, Burns: See my vest, see my vest, Oh please, won't you see my vestHomer: If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:03 PM
episode where homer's telling bart and lisa old stories.HamletHamlet(bart)to marge:someone is behind the curtain...*stabs curtain**aughhh*Bart to chief wiggum:why were you behind the curtainChief wiggum:I hide behind curtains because i'm afraid of being stabbed.*ralph runs in*Ralph to chief wiggum:Daddy, why is your tummy crying?Chief wiggum:Avenge daddy's deathRalph wiggum:I like avenging.
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Posted 06 December 2005 - 06:10 PM
my favourite quotes from Smithers and burns[Episode when bart and Lisa look into the future]*Smithers walks in with a tall blonde*Bart: Smithers I thought you were... you know.. GaySmithers: Not as long as I take these every five minutes*Smithers gives himself an injection**His pupils go really wide and he starts waving his hands in the air*Smithers: I LIKE BOOBIES![Episode when MArges mother goes out with Burns]Marges Mother: Oh Monty youre the devil in disguiseMr. Burns: Gyah! Who told you?
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 06:21 AM
"Quick, to the Beemobile!""You mean the Chevy?""....yes."Comic Book Store Guy: "Excuse me no banging your head on the display case please, that contains a very rare Mary Worth, where she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you!"Bart: "I want to buy this copy of Bone Storm. Here's 99 cents"Comic Book Store Guy: "Eh.. allow me to summerize the proposed transaction, you wish to buy a copy of Bone Storm for 99 cents, net profit to me, negative 59 dollars. <sarcastic tone> "Oh please, take my 59 dollars" Eh eh eh, seeing as how you are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will now close the register ending the transaction at this point!"
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 09:46 AM
"me fail english, thats unpossible" -ralph wiggum
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Posted 07 December 2005 - 10:36 AM
Heres a few funny homer quotes.Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV. Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.*sigh* homer is a non-stop bag of laughs
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Posted 26 December 2005 - 05:57 PM
Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your mine. Yes, you heard me. I _think_ words I would never say. Homer: [thinking] I know you can read _my_ thoughts, boy. [singing] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...so stupid yet funny you cant stop laughing at homerScully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)- silvafox 1 made me burst out laughing just remembering it!
Edited by KvDragon, 03 January 2006 - 06:16 PM.
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Posted 26 December 2005 - 10:12 PM
Bart calling Moe "I'm looking for a Mr. I. P. Freely"
"I'm not going there to die. I'm going to see if I'm really alive."
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Posted 03 January 2006 - 06:15 PM
Oh i got antoher 1Lisa: Dad how can i tell a boy i dont like him without hurting his feelings?Homer: Well i have a few that girls used on me in the past:I dont want this level of a relatinship yetI don't speak englishewwwwwwYour not my typeI am not ... , but i can learnlol makes me laugh old homer does
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Posted 03 January 2006 - 06:18 PM
yeah i think the simpsons is the funnyest tv show.
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:49 PM
i am so smart i am so smart S M A T doh! i mean smart-homer
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Posted 05 January 2006 - 09:51 PM
Marge - Oh, but aren't you a special boy *she touches Ralph's shoulder*Ralph - Help, Daddy! She's touching my private part!
