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Posted 30 January 2006 - 07:24 PM

Homer: Ahhh now thats one fine looking barbeque * Puts down box with picture of barbeque*Homer: Why the Hell doesn't mine look like that?!
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 08:21 AM

"You've tryed and failed. The lesson here is, never try again." - Homer

Actually, that wasnt homer, that was AbeI was going to post a quote, but it wasnt as good as the ones I heard, so I'll just take off my hat
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Posted 31 January 2006 - 01:17 PM

Actually, that wasnt homer, that was Abe

Actually isn't it homer, you know how the episode when bart fails the auidtion to become heir to Mr.Burns, and outside homer says that to bart?Homer: Hey boy, do you see any special flags up their?Bart: No, I just see a pole.Homer: Doh!Marge: Is that your wallet too?Homer: DOH!
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Posted 01 February 2006 - 06:57 AM

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.Counter guy: What's your first name Mr. Burns?Homer: I don't know...
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Posted 01 February 2006 - 12:43 PM

"and i'm not easily impressed. WOW! A BLUE CAR!" -Homer"Trying is the first step towards failure" -Homer
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Posted 04 February 2006 - 01:25 PM

Springfield - Monorail~The Monorail Guy - Whats it called?~Springfield - MonorailThe Monorail Guy - once again~!Springfield - Monorail!!~~!! MonorailHomer - Mono - DOH
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Posted 04 February 2006 - 01:30 PM

homer: Well thats done the dog house is done, the dog wil have a ncie time in hereLisa: where the door for him to get inHomer: why its right *looks around for it* DOHhomer: *steps on a nail* ouch im not going to swear, but that will need a tecnis (speling?) shot, what i will do is .. kick down this stupid dog house *starts kicking*
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Posted 04 February 2006 - 01:40 PM

Homer: mmm, sixty four slices of american cheese...Homer: mmm, beer...Homer: mmm, waffle runoff...Homer: mmm, forbidden donut...Homer: mmm, free goo...Homer: mmm, something...
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Posted 05 February 2006 - 10:40 AM

mmmm... forbidden doughnut
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Posted 14 May 2006 - 11:55 PM

Homer-I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean, S-M-A-R-TLisa-Foliage not foilageMarge-(in responce to the one above)That's what I said, foilageHomer-Mmmm, DonutsC.M.Burns-(on the marijuana episode)You're a happy Homer, what's you're name young man?Homer-(In responce to the one above)You just said it, ha ha ha ha haHomer-(after otto says chip is pich backwards, I think, in the marijuana ep)And Otto is Otto backwards, ha ha haOtto-(responce to above)Ok, now i'm scared
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Posted 14 May 2006 - 11:57 PM

Barney whilst drinking from the beer tap: "uh oh, my heart stopped!..........................there it goes!"
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 02:05 AM

Marge- They told us what to wear, how to dress, what clothes to put on
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 08:04 AM

Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Mr Burns?Moe: No (bzzzzz)Alright so i do, but i didnt shoot the old geezer (ding)Eddie: checks out, ur free to goMoe: Good, coz i got a hot date 2nite (bzzzzz)a date (bzzzzz)dinner with friends (bzzzzz)dinner alone (bzzzzz)watching TV alone (bzzzzz)ALRIGHT, im gonna sit at home and oggle the girls in the victorias secret catalogue (bzzzzz)sears catalogue (ding)now can u unhook me, i dont deserve this kind of treatment (bzzzzz)From who shot Mr Burns part 2
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Posted 28 July 2006 - 11:29 AM

marge- we are going to take the dog to the v-e-t. (dog shows confusion)then we have to take bart to get c-i-r-c-u-m-s-i-z-e-d (bart shows confusion)
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 09:37 AM

The entire stonecutter's song!!! Someone help me with this in case i forget something or something's wrong ok!?Who Controls the english crown???Who Keeps the metric system down???WE DO!!! WE DOOOO!!Who keeps Atlantis off the maps???Who keeps the aliens under wraps???WE DO!!! WE DOOOO!!Who holds back the electric car??Who makes steve guttenberg [pause] a STAR???WE DO!!! WE DOOOO!!Who robs cavefish of their sight???Who rigs EVERY OSCAR NIGHT??WE DO!!! WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"You'll never catch me boxing... it causes brain damage!!"- Barney, right before drinking turpentine."Bart's growing up! I mean, he's not going to be 8 forever"- Homer"Let's get a family who hasn't been on tv forever... oh i know let's get the simpsons!!"- Tv producer pitching an idea on what family to use in a reality show"You're the fattest thing i've ever seen, and i've been on safari!!"- Mr. Burns to homerLionel Hutz-"We're going to win this case and how about we celebrate with a drink?"Marge- "Mr. Hutz it's 9 a.m.!"Hutz- "That's ok i haven't had breakfast yet!" ::swigs a bottle of scotch::and finally Dr. Nick Riviera, while performing a discount heart bypass surgery on homer:"The red thing's connected to the... tube thing... the tube thing's connected to my... wrist watch... uh oh"
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 10:25 AM

Homer: I am so smart! S M R T! I mean S M A R!
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Posted 31 July 2006 - 02:23 AM

"I hope i didn't brain my damage!"- Homer
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 03:55 AM

hahahaha "mirror, mirror-on-the-wall who's the baldest of them all" - Homer (the episode where he pretends to be a bum to get marge an anniversary gift
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 05:30 AM

Homer burst into rage and strangling Bart, "Why u little...."This scene never fails no make me laugh
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 10:12 AM

This one is my favorite: Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try! ^_^
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Posted 15 August 2006 - 02:03 PM

I can't go over to the deep end, that's where I saw the Leprechaun!
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 12:23 PM

when the nuclear plant is outsourced to India and homer is left in chargeSmithers: I told you so sirBurns: You know i told you so has a brother, his name is shut the hell up
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 02:34 PM

homer- I am evil homer! I am evil homer!
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 11:08 AM

Marge: Everybody's afraid of something.Homer: [smugly] Not everybody.Marge: Sock puppets.Homer: [shrieks in terror] Where? Where?
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 01:34 PM

"And that's the end of that chapter"Home Simpson, Police Cops.
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