Homer: Shutup brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip.Another By Homer: Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 05:37 AM
the episode where Wiggum wants to send Bart undercover to Fat Tony to buy illegal firecrackers.it goes something like this, not exactly sureWiggum: "You're gonna be wearing a wire, and this tape recorder. And here is your Hootie and the Blowfish tape for the recorder, frankly its cheaper than blank tapes."damn it....it was funny when i heard it, and now its not funny acuse i wrote it :waaaaaaaaaaaaah:
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Posted 29 December 2004 - 07:35 PM
In one of the halloween episodes:Bart: "Dad! You shot Zombie-Flanders!"Homer: "He was a zombie?"
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 03:16 AM
i like nearly everything
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Guide: On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun. Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there.Man 1: Fort Springfield, we surrender unconditionally!Man 2: We're sick. We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!Guide: But the Springfield Brigade was too brave to accept the surrender.Man 3: Come on, boys! Those white flags are no match for our muskets. [they charge]Guide: And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy._____________________________________________________________bart: and now to make this strike go longer.bart to a teacher: hey, i heard principal skinner said the teachers are gonna crack at any minute.(teacher passes message on, all the way to ms. krabapple)teacher: principal skinner said the teachers are gonna crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.krabapple: well, we'll show him! especially for that "purple monkey dishwasher" remark!__________________________________________________________bart: whattaya mean the bank is outta money?insolvent?we only have cash for the next three customers?(people panick and struggle)man: hey hey, i dont have the money...its at fred's house...and, and.. bill's house!moe: what the hell are you doing with my money in your house fred?(fight)
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns! 
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Posted 30 December 2004 - 06:22 AM
Bart: "Hey Dad, heard you swearin'. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap."Lisa: "Dad - women won't like being shot in the face."Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like..."Bart: "I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson - only with more cursing! We're gonna live like kings! Damn, hell, donkey kings!"Dr Foster: " Yes, Dr Foster here... Ned Flanders? You're sure?... No, no , no, I'll come right over. And may God have mercy on us all... Darling, there's an emergency at the hospital. Uh, where are my shoes?"Mrs Foster: "I think they're in the den."Dr Foster: "In the den!? May God have mercy on us all..."
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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
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Posted 02 January 2005 - 07:49 AM
Lisa: Dad were's my Saxaphone?Homer: Wat does it look like?Lisa it's a musical intrument!Homer: uh oh! :whistle2: (homer got drunk and thought it was a urinal)
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 04:41 AM
"Never try kids, its the first step to failure."-Homer"Can you open the window honey? The police have daddys fingerprints on record"-Homer"When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!"-Ralph"Uh oh, 3 independent thought alarms in one day."-Skinner
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 07:21 AM
"save me chaka khanh!"when homer learn how to drive without his hands, and he drove off to the ocean
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Posted 03 January 2005 - 05:18 PM
From SIMSON TIDE (episode 3G04)Captain Tenille: Oh, Simpson, you're the son i never had.Homer: And you're like the father i never visit.
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Posted 04 January 2005 - 03:30 PM
same episode:captain: i'm a man of few words. any questions?homer: is the poop deck what i really think it is?captain: hahaha, son, i like the cut of your jib.homer: what's a jib?captain: hahaha. (to other guy) promote that man.moe: ahhh, we're losing power..... we're losing auxilary power...... we're just down to the mood lights in here.(speakers playing "girl from ipanema")
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!
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Posted 07 January 2005 - 03:58 AM
"I didn't know i was eating my firends" Homer"I was telling you that for the past hour" Circe"mmm, the second best thing to actually eating lenny"
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Posted 07 January 2005 - 08:56 AM
this wasn't really said by any character but.."silent alarm activated!" after apu pressed some red button..
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 04:33 AM
hehehe, this one is great:Skinner: <<Attention! all honor students will be rewarded with a trip to an archeological dig.>> (good students gets happy)Again Skinner: <<Conversely, all detention students will be punished with a trip to an archeological dig.>> (bad students protest)
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Posted 08 January 2005 - 01:47 PM
Homer:[blowing on saxaphone] saxamphone,saxamphoneFrank Grimes: Look at him, he eats like a PigLenny:i don't know, pigs tend to chew, he eats more like a Duck.
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the megatronics guy:see this watch, it has so many jewels in it that the second hand cannot move. what kind of watch do you have?homer: well, i drew mine on. (shows drawn watch in pen)megatronics guy: see that car there? that's a bentley mark 5. they gave me one, one to stephen spielberg, then they shot the guy who made it.
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 01:16 AM
Lisa: u know, calling others gay is only covering up for ur own homosexualityNelson : well uh....*jumps out of emergency exit*
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I don't know if anyone has corrected you on this one or not but I will.When the dam bursts ralph says "I think I wet my bed."The one with that quote was the one with the new girl that's smarter then Lisa. Ralph gets first prize for his collection of unopened star wars figurines. He then later falls and breaks his Chewie one.now for my quotes."No beer and no tv make homer something something."~Homer"Go crazy?"~Marge"DON'T MIND IF I DO!"~Homer----------------------------------------------------"If your nose starts to bleed it's because your picking it too much...or not enough."~Wiggum----------------------------------------------------"AHHH IT BURNS. THE PROTECTIVE GOGGLES. THEY DO NOTHING."~WolfcastleRalph - washed out in the street from a dam exploding - "i bent my wookie"Homer - after getting a crayon jabbed in his brain "DEFENSE HOO HOO! DEFENSE HOO HOO!"
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 12:16 AM
Chief Wiggum: You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes: They're both very preety.
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Homer: Well Flanders, I was going through my taxes and accidently proved there is no god
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Bart: Homer, can i get a beer?Homer: NO! Thats for adults and kids with fake ID's.Muhahahah 
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more on beer:homer: no, you can't do that either.bart: okay, how about i drink a beer?homer: fine. but not the imported though.marge: HOMER!homer: we have to set limits, marge!
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 03:31 AM
Homer - They are dogs, and they are playing poker.Aaaaagghhhhh!!---Lisa - He (bart) is a vampire Grampa - Quickly, we have to kill the boyMarge - How do you know he is a vampire?Grampa - He is a vapmire, waaaa (run away)---Lisa- We have to kill Mr. BurnsHomer - Kill my boss, realize the wish of all workerAll of them from Treehouse of horror IV
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*homer runs out of the bath tub naked and goes to "pick up bart"*Lisa - Dad!! hide your shame.Flanders - Homer, I can see your doodlesHomer - Shut up Flanders
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 05:51 AM
lisa: we have to drive this stake right through his heart.homer: (pounds stake) die!lisa: uhhh dad, that was his crotch.homer: oh, sorry.homer: deeper, you fool.moe: okay, okayhomer: defense! HOO! HOO! defense!moe: that's pretty dumb.. buthomer: extended warranties? how can i lose?moe: perfect!
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