Homer: "my ears are burning"Lisa says they arent talking about himHomer: "no really my ears are burning"he put butter in his ears or something??just a random funny quote off teh top of my head!!
The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
Started by djflash, Jun 08 2004 07:06 AM
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 12:14 PM
"No, really - I wanted to see inside, so I lit a cue-tip."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on..."
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 07:01 PM
you've made a powerful enemy today, my friend!Calm the **** down.
(to faibubo and the vending machine)
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns! 
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 07:19 PM
this is a whole scene but...Police officer:Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?Moe:NoLie detector:buzzMoe: Ok, I do, but I didn't murder him!Lie detector:dingPolice officer:He checks out chief. You are free to go sir.Moe: Good, because I've got a hot date tonightLie detector:buzzMoe:Blind dateLie detector:buzzMoe:dinner with friendsLie detector:buzzMoe: dinner aloneLie detector:buzzmoe: watching tv alone!Lie detector:buzzMoe: alright! I'm gonna sit at home and oggle the ladies in the victoria secret catelogue!Lie detector:buzzMoe: sears catelogueLie detector:Ding!Moe: Ok! now would you please unhook this thing? I dont deserve this kind of shabby treatment!Lie detector:buzz
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 07:50 PM
The quote that ownzz them allD'OH!!!!!
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 10:46 PM
its great when bart says "is AL there " MO "AL who.....bart says "AL CA HOLIC"brilliant
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 12:18 AM
(Japanese dubbing voice)Aha aha! We will see who will this battle my friend, I challenge you to a duel, by mystical swords. TO THE DEATH. Aha Aha! You will lose, I will make you feel shame.Allaaaaaaa!!!you've made a powerful enemy today, my friend!Calm the **** down.
(to faibubo and the vending machine)
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 04:48 AM
i don't recall that quote.homer: webster's dictionary defines "wedding" as the process of removing weed from one's garden.homer: you see, marriage is a lot like an orange... you got the sweet sweet insides... arghdhagwilly: if we wanted to see a man eat an orange, we would have taken the orange eating class!(in another class)moleman: eating an orange is a lot like marriage...grandpa simpson(?): just eat the damn orange!
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 04:52 AM
Homer: If your happy and you know it say a swearNelson: Boobs!Milhouse:Hiney!Ralf:Mitten!Ralf:Its healing over my fingerHomer: It knows your afraidHomer Daycare 
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 12:03 PM
It's pronounced Abraham Simpson but I'm not sure how to spell his first name.i don't recall that quote.homer: webster's dictionary defines "wedding" as the process of removing weed from one's garden.homer: you see, marriage is a lot like an orange... you got the sweet sweet insides... arghdhagwilly: if we wanted to see a man eat an orange, we would have taken the orange eating class!(in another class)moleman: eating an orange is a lot like marriage...grandpa simpson(?): just eat the damn orange!
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 01:04 AM
Homer:Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 07:17 AM
Homer - Hey chief, if you let us go, theres a diamond necklace in it for you.Chief Wiggum - I hope your not trying to bribe me, because I can just swipe it later from the evidence locker. Take them away boys.Lou - Your wife will look good in that chief.Chief Wiggum - Yeah. *Snort* she's a super lady.
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 11:39 PM
Homer: "Sorry Marge (._.) ... but there's help for this tortured soul...."*puts box ontop of head*"Heeheehee, Hey Boxy.Heehee, Hey Boxy." 
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Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:42 AM
Blackboard Gag - "Mom & Pop Art" A trained ape could not teach gym A trained ape could not teach gym A trained ape could not teach gym
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Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:54 PM
That's going to get a tecnashot. -HomerDoh -HomerIf you want me i'll be in my room. -Lisa
-HomerDoh -HomerIf you want me i'll be in my room. -Lisa
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Posted 27 January 2005 - 02:53 AM
To follow up with that.Homer- What kind of catch phrase was that?If you want me i'll be in my room.
-Lisa
Edited by Faibubo, 27 January 2005 - 02:54 AM.
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Posted 29 January 2005 - 06:21 AM
homer's mind: just don't hit me on the way out.hits his head on the ceiling of the interior of his car.homer: doh.
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Posted 29 January 2005 - 11:08 PM
"Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you." ~ Smokey the bear
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 12:26 AM
GRAMPA- "Well, I'm off to the outhouse."LISA- "We dont have an outhouse"HOMER- "AHHH! MY TOOL SHED! oh Dad..."
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 03:16 AM
Ralphie- "My cat's breath smells like catfood" lmao
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 03:59 PM
Bart and Milhouse entering a caveMilhouse - I come here to cry...
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 07:30 PM
bart: cool.bart: so what is it like riding a girl's bike?milhouse: it's disturbingly comfortable.lisa: (to homer) i'll get us out of this. (loudly) say, dad, wanna go help me on my science project?homer: no, but i sure dont wanna eat this crappy breakfast! (winks at MARGE)damn that was funny.
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!
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Posted 30 January 2005 - 08:31 PM
Can't forget the molk Goes something like this.Bart: Have to drink my... Molk?
Goes something like this.Bart: Have to drink my... Molk?
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Posted 31 January 2005 - 09:28 AM
Moe:A Garage, well ooh la dee dah mr. frenchman!Homer: So what would you call it?Moe: A Car hold.
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Posted 31 January 2005 - 10:31 PM
The episode where they tell homer his slow(don't remeber it all 
)Lenny: its because your slow homer(or something like that)*continue playing**half the day later*Homer: *in head*Hey the guys thing im so wellMoe: Geez Homer your still here, you really are slow 
)Lenny: its because your slow homer(or something like that)*continue playing**half the day later*Homer: *in head*Hey the guys thing im so wellMoe: Geez Homer your still here, you really are slow
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