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The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 08:30 PM
Krusty is eating one of his krusty burgers for a commercial, then recording is finished and he quickly spits out the burger saying: "Aargh, disgusting!".(well it's funnier if you just see it )
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Posted 01 February 2005 - 08:38 PM
Family in 50's diner-----------------------Homer(while pulling out napkins)- What an age we live in!
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 02:16 AM
Homer - are you darryl strawberry?Darryl strawberry - YesHomer - Are you better than me?Darryl - "Yes
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 02:29 AM
Homer: You're Darryl Strawberry.Darryl: Yes?Homer: You play right field.Darryl: Yes?Homer: I play right field, too.Darryl: So?Homer: Well, are you better than me?Darryl: Well, I never met you... but... Yes.and:Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team. [catches Roger Clemens]Clemens, did I make the team?Roger: You sure did!Homer: I did! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! In your face, Strawberry!Roger: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey, Jr.?Homer: No.Roger: Sorry. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 06:49 AM
Ralph Wiggum= " duck duck duck duck duck duck........"
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 07:07 AM
When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The." Someone in the courtroom then whispers, "No one who speaks German could be an evil man." Milhouse, on falling in love: "It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy." Mr. Burns always answers the phone by saying, "Hoy Hoy!" This is the word that Alexander Graham Bell suggested that we all say when we answer the phone. Bell resented Thomas Edison, who popularized the use of "Hello."
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 07:14 AM
Oh yeah..Especially when everyone left and you just see ralph walk in..LOL simpsons are soo random!!!Ralph Wiggum= " duck duck duck duck duck duck........"
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 07:37 AM
Homer: "okay Herb. I'll lned you the money, but on one condition. You have to respect me and treat me like a bbrother."Herb: "No."Homer: "Okay then just give me the drinking bird."love it! Herb is so awesome!Herb: "Lady you just gave me the idea of a lifetime! What can I do to make it up to you?"Lady: "Please dont hurt me."Herb: "Consider it done."
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 07:47 AM
the episode where homer stole christmasrod: Are you jealous of brother homer dad?flanders:yes roddy i think i amtodd: im jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 10:05 PM
You can send them to war, yuo can send them to die on a island somewhere, but for some reason u cant slap them. -Abe Simpson AKA Grandpa
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Posted 03 February 2005 - 09:46 AM
jackmehoffer, what is that in your sig, it's so freakin scary.
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 01:15 AM
lets not digress from this topic faibubo.this is one of the most funny scenes:Moe: All right, I raise a quarter.Carl: I'm out.Lenny: I'm out.Barney: I'm out. Whoa -- [passes out; chair tips over]Moe: Homer, you want any cards? [Homer gags] Homer![hits Homer; he coughs up a blue chip]Homer: Whoo! Don't try to eat these so-called "chips".Lenny: You want another card or not?Homer: Huh? Oh, OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! I mean...woo hoo.Moe: I'm in. [tosses a chip into the pot] Let's see your cards.Homer: Oh, I was bluffing. [shows them]Moe: Ha ha. Come to papa -- wait a minute! You have a straight flush, Homer! You do this every time, you -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here.Carl: Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow...Homer: [gasps] [thinks] Something was said...not good. What was it?"Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow! They called you slow![stands up, yells] How dare you call me that! I -- huh?[Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap]Lenny: [opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you _are_ slow.Homer: [thinks] Something said...not good.Lenny: Get the hell out of here!
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 08:25 PM
rofl. how boutHomer: and so i said to him "if this is the house of pancakes, how come i can't eat the walls?"
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 08:34 PM
Homer:so did u get me the chairHomers bro:no but i got u this*they hug and chair van drives up*Homers bro:I also got u the chairHomer:WeeHee.
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Posted 06 February 2005 - 07:42 PM
--translated from spanish with my own words--BARNEY: Hey homer, did you say that if the Duffs wins your daughter loves you??HOMER: Not the Duff's idiot!! Washington!!BARNEY: Well, well... they're both good teams.
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Posted 06 February 2005 - 08:16 PM
homer: "trying is the first step toward failure"
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Posted 07 February 2005 - 02:10 PM
you suck diddly-ut Flanders - homerNO! my beer you never had a chance to become my urine ( then starts to cry)-homerno beer and tv make homer......?. homerGo crazy - MargeDont mind if i do heh heh heh.......homer
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 02:58 AM
From the epsiode where Krusty gets caught for tax "avoision" and fakes his own death:Fat creepy Cayman Islands holding corporation owner: "I'm sorry, I can't divulge any information about that client's secret, illegal account. (Hangs up the telephone)..."Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a client..."Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret..."Oh crap, I certainly shouldn't have said it was illegal."It's too hot today."Also from that episode:Krusty: "The life of Rory B. Bellows is insured for a surprisingly large amount."
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 03:04 AM
HAHAH thats funny.homer: what about you, moe?moe: oh, i'd say i'm a...well-wisher... in that i dont wish you any *specific* harm.dr. nick: INflammable means flammable? oi, what a country.
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Posted 08 February 2005 - 04:18 AM
Hehe. Yeah, good one Bejaz
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Screw a quote, i'll do a picture
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 01:11 AM
Rather than steal quotes, I'l let somebody else do it...http://www.shanemcdo...hs/l-homer.html
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 02:50 AM
Cletus: Hey, i can see my house from here. Hey Ma, Get off the roof!!Anything Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel says cracks me up. Hil-ar-i-ous!!
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 04:04 AM
Lady staying at Flanders house: (getting up in the morning) ohhh, where are my cigarettes??Flanders boys in union: We flushed your death sticks down to hell.
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 06:01 AM
homer: i never apologize. i'm sorry, but that's just the way i am.lisa: but you are always telling me and bart to apologize!homer: yeah but i'm always secretly disappointed when you do.bart: yeah right.homer: apologize for that remark!bart: no way!homer: attaboy!
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