What episode is this from??Screw a quote, i'll do a picture
The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
Started by djflash, Jun 08 2004 07:06 AM
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 06:24 AM
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 04:41 PM
how about this one i saw on a pair of ''The Simpsons'' boxers.....''Trying is the first step to failure.''It's lame isnt it.
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Posted 10 February 2005 - 07:52 PM
My Signiture \/ \/
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Posted 12 February 2005 - 12:30 AM
Alcohol; the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems 
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Posted 12 February 2005 - 11:33 AM
"Well, I just got a promotion! And it's all thanks to Yes-I-Cannibus! *gasp!* We have a kitchen?!" ~Homer"We'll just go down to the pound and get a new Jazzman!" ~Homer"Illteracy is my greatest foe. I want to eat it's children." ~Dedrick Tatum
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Posted 13 February 2005 - 06:27 AM
Cletus's wife(dunno forgot their names): I don't feel comfortable doing this infront of my parentsCletus: Hey now ma their my parents tooOne thing I have to say is.. INBREEDS!? and they have like 12 children but its all good
but its all good
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Posted 13 February 2005 - 06:31 AM
Moe : What I don't get is, when my face was crushed, how come it went back to the first face ?? I mean, shouldn't it have changed to some third face ?? It just doesn't make... <credits begin rolling>
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Posted 13 February 2005 - 08:16 AM
homer: but i don't even belive in jebus
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Posted 14 February 2005 - 11:11 PM
look at my sig
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Posted 15 February 2005 - 11:15 AM
Homer: Ladies theres no need to fight over meMarge: Noones fighting over youHomer: Oh, Carry on thenMarge: I don't see lisa in any of the seminarsHomer: Yeah, and I'm getting ashamed of my penisKent Brockmen: This just in im officially pissed off!
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:48 AM
kent: could you give us the general mood of the town, arnie?arnie: well, i can't read people's mind, *KENT*. i cant look through their souls and tell how they're feeling. well if i could, yours would be BLACK, kent, BLACK like the ace of spades...or something like that.
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns! 
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 07:59 AM
This episode was on today, I havent seen it in years.Krusty's offshore accounting firm"I'm sorry, I cannot devuldge information about that customers secret illegal account... Oh Crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh Crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret... OH CRAP, I CERTAINLY shouldn't have said, that it was illegal... ah its too hot."
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:30 PM
Homer - Hello my name is mr burns I belive you have a letter for meguy - ok mr burns what your first nameHomer - I don't knowlmao best comment ever lolanother eg worst ep ever - commic book store guy
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 05:03 AM
Doh!!! Must I say anymore???
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Posted 20 February 2005 - 07:31 PM
"Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetnis shot."Soon followed with "Beer! How did you know?""Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.""Oh my god! The 59th street bridge!""Maybe it just collapsed on it's own.""We can't take that chance.""You always say that. I want to take a chance!"Hilarious show!
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 09:43 AM
homer: "mmmmmmmm something"lol 
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 03:10 PM
marge: i prefer a t-shirt with a joke on it. like "support our troops!"the blue hound guy: i was sooo gay. but i couldnt tell anyone.
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!
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Posted 24 February 2005 - 06:10 AM
homer-"i bought these from a hobo"
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Posted 27 February 2005 - 12:57 AM
From Episode when homer lost his license:To tune of 'Mexican Hat Dance':"I dance,i dance, i dance. Around a mexican hat! I dance,I dance,I dance.And Thats the end of the of that!Or is i guess i'll keep singing! My Cell Phone appears to be ringing..."-HOMERAnd From Episode In AUSTRALIA:There Is A Hat In A Souvanir Shop That Says 'Pobodys Nerfect"
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Posted 27 February 2005 - 01:53 AM
I thought I was the only one who listened to the Mexican Hat phone thing..Mr. Burns: Ooh, the Germans are gonna get me. Not the germans, ooh the scary Germans. I'm soo afraid of the germans.
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Posted 05 March 2005 - 03:45 AM
Here Here! That's one of my favorite quotes. 
"What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery." - Chief Wiggum. (The one where Bart and Ralph becomes friends)
That's one of my favorite quotes. "What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery." - Chief Wiggum. (The one where Bart and Ralph becomes friends)
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 04:17 AM
Marge: MR BURNS IM GOING TO SUE THE PANTS OFF OF YOU!Mr. Bruns: You don't have to sue me to take my pants off..*when the simpsons go to brazil*gay dance instructor: You can't keep her safe forever, you, you stupid lady!DUFFMAN: DUFFMAN!!! OOoooYEA!!!!Grandpa: Ohh I can't wait to eat that monkeySideshow Bob: Ah the catwalk, the perfect vantage point - FOR REVENGE!!Flanders: *stuttering* CRAPditiliitili!!!Nelson: I should quit smokingFlanders: ..daily dose of vitamin church!
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 04:46 AM
This lava isnt a criminal, it hasnt hurt anybody.. Anybody i know. - Chief WiggumIts quite a new episode in australia
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Posted 06 March 2005 - 04:52 AM
Homer Humor on Beer, Food and TVThe strong must protect the Sweet.Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.Homer no function beer well without. When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Homer on FamilyI'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes![Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.Homer on ReligionI'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?Homer on Life and his 'Wisdom'Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.Homer on WorkKill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.Classic D'Oh! HomerismsOperator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
