Bart wrote "Insert Brain Here" in the Homer's head ,and Homer ask what are in his head, nobody answer, and he starts turning in the floor trying to see.
The Simpsons - Quotable Quotes
Started by djflash, Jun 08 2004 07:06 AM
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 04:05 AM
"Well I, D'OH!" -Homer
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 04:12 AM
homer: hey! you guys are planning to move the isotopes to alberqurquey!duff spokesman: well, errr, duffman, send in cans of our special, malted duff!(duffman comes in with 2 beers)duff spokesman: see homer, we've invented this powder that makes the beer taste SUPER malted.(duffman puts white powder in beer)homer: this won't make me lose my memory, will it?(duffman injects homer with a needle, homer falls to the ground)(duffman drinks the beer with white powder)duffman: wow, this IS super malted, but HE wont know...(both laugh)
Those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns! 
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 07:35 AM
Flanders- "Hey Homer, I can see your doodle"Homer- "Shut Up Flanders"LOL!!Episode where BArt gets a big brother
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 07:49 AM
Okay, so I started this thread, but haven't contributed to it in while... This quote is more of a summary b/c I don't remember the exact lines, but here goes:The episode where marge teaches art in prisonWarden: "A unicorn in space?! I ask you, how does he breathe?"Homer: "Air"Warden: "Air?! There's no air in space"Homer: "There's an Air & Space Museum"Also in that episodeMarge: "How's your back homer?"Homer: "I can't complain" (points to sign that says "no complaining")
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Posted 08 March 2005 - 08:35 AM
"My son is not a communist... He may be a liar, a pig, a communist, But he is NOT a PORN STAR!" -grandpa
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Posted 13 March 2005 - 07:38 PM
"Relax. What is mind. No mind. What is matter? Nevermind!-HomerChief Wiggum-"We have pictures of u mayor"Mayor Quimby-"You don't scare me that could be anyones donkey"
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Posted 13 March 2005 - 10:57 PM
"Martin, start making plans for a coconut radio. Oh, and if possible, a coconut Nintendo system." -Bart SimpsonFrom "Das Bus".
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Posted 14 March 2005 - 08:07 PM
Sales man- "a town with money is like a mule with a spinningwheel nobody knows how he got it and dammed if he knows how to use it" monorail episode.
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 01:53 AM
"mmmmmmm, that sax would make a great pipe." Homer - marijuana episode"come crawling back eh?" mr burns
Edited by HIM357, 19 March 2005 - 01:55 AM.
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Posted 19 March 2005 - 09:01 PM
Homer = "I am so smart, S-M-R-T"
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Posted 20 March 2005 - 07:52 AM
"Homer, i'll need to cut your arms" - fireman "But they grow back right? - homer "Uh, yeah" - fireman" :whistle2: 
" - homer"Homer, were you holding the soda cans all the time?" fireman 2"I think so" - homer"Ajajajjajaja " - everyone
" - homer"Homer, were you holding the soda cans all the time?" fireman 2"I think so" - homer"Ajajajjajaja " - everyone
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Posted 20 March 2005 - 09:41 AM
When Homer takes control of the nuclear plantHomer: Mr. Burns, now i see why you brought me here, if i own the plant ill only lose my familyBurns knocks Homer outBurns: Steal my plant will youBurns puts homer into grave and starts piling cement and bricks. The next morning Homer wakesHomer: Good morning Mr BurnsBurns: Keep talking, youre only wasting precious oxygenHomer walks over the tiny wall he made and puts his coat on mr burns:wtf:
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 06:27 AM
homer: hi honey!Honey: homer baby!U think it was marge!
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 09:42 AM
Ralph: I bent my wookiee...Homer: You'll be in your cold, cold graves before that happens.Marge: Homer, please stop talking about the childrens' graves.Homer: Free skybox tickets! And with only a 30% loss of my brain function! Life is waragac gloshoch...Flanders: And this here is Juan Flanders.Juan: Buenos ding-dong-diddly-dios senor.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 11:25 AM
Homer: Save me Jebus!
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:52 PM
Ralph:I wish I could win a cooking competition. But nobody would try my crayon sandwhich. 
Chief Wiggum: Dont worry Ralphie i tried your crayon sandwich.Ralph: You only took a pretend bite!Chief Wiggum:Not-uh Ralphie see look ill take a bite.(takes a bite) CRRRRUUUNNNCCCHHHHRalph:Can you taste the thumbtacks?
Chief Wiggum: Dont worry Ralphie i tried your crayon sandwich.Ralph: You only took a pretend bite!Chief Wiggum:Not-uh Ralphie see look ill take a bite.(takes a bite) CRRRRUUUNNNCCCHHHHRalph:Can you taste the thumbtacks?
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 06:31 AM
"Please, im a human being ! please respect my dignity!" Homer says to the guys who created Police Cops. then walks into a cactus and goes "d'oh!"
! please respect my dignity!" Homer says to the guys who created Police Cops. then walks into a cactus and goes "d'oh!"
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ANNOUNCEMENT:They added my simpsons quiz... put your simpsons skills to the test in my quiz...Muh-ha-ha-ha!!!!Quote:Mr. Burns: I'm looking for something in an attack dog. One who likes the sweet gamey tang of human flesh. Hmmm, why here's the fellow ... Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me.
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:49 AM
dammit man, your quiz is really hard 
ill have to study a lil first
ill have to study a lil first
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Posted 05 April 2005 - 07:15 AM
Ahh... The miracles of the 2005 Simpsons Quiz calendar...oops!(Hint, hint)dammit man, your quiz is really hard
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 12:00 AM
dont worry. i dont even know where to find it, but i will pass that quiz
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 12:22 AM
Alright! 10/10! I'm the man!Homer: Oh, and that talking coyote must have just been that talking dog.Dog: Hi Homer. Find your soulmate!Homer: Wait a minute, dogs can't talk!Dog: Woof!Homer: Damn straight!
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Posted 06 April 2005 - 12:23 AM
Homer: "look i pulled it out and no brain dama, dama, dama, dama , damage..."from episode around 2 weeks ago when homer was a worker for like Walmart or w/e it was.
