So, who thinks there a Photoshop Master?

Alright, I normally wouldn't post something like this, but the assignment is due tomorow and I don't know a thing about photoshop. So here is the assignment:Collage1. Your collage must contain at least 6 different pictures. They may be of the same item, person, and scene as long as they are a different perspective.2. Choose your pictures so that they tell a story about you i.e. your family, friends, community, a trip you took, a book you read, movie you saw (this is not a complete list). You may bring in pictures you have (digital or print) to use. If they are print, they can be scanned. All pictures must be in good taste.3. You need to alter the coloring, shading, gradient or some other aspect of at least two of your pictures. You will submit the original pictures at the same time you hand in the collage. Create a folder in the Pshop folder and name it Origpics. Place your original pictures in this folder.4. You must use layers in at least 2 different places in your collage.5. Your final product cannot have any background showing. Your pictures must come together in some fashion, whether they fade together or have a hard border.6. You may place text on your collage.7. After you have finished your collage, you must write a 1 page paper on why you chose the pictures you did and what the story is you are trying to tell. Briefly describe the relevance of each picture to the story. Use 12 point font, Times, and double space. Margins (top/bottom, left/right) should be set to 1”.Please, help me with this! I don't even have Photoshop on my computer, so I have no way of doing it. If anyone wants the job, then please reply to this message, but don't post anything here; email me the files at elitegamer99@gmail.com. PS: Don't worry about the seventh part of the assignment; I can take care of that.

Why were you given this assignment when you don't have Photoshop ? Doesn't sound right.