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Game Score: 1/10
What in gods name....
Well....Bokosuka Wars.....
Graphics-5/10 Umm...The colors are fine, but its not like they ever use them. There's lots of blue involved. But the ground you fight on is BLACK. REALLY black. And there's gree trees.
Story-1/10 None. There is no story. There's this crazy king I have never seen. He must want to do something bad. But...I never get to him because of the...
Gameplay 0/10 An all new dimension of SUCK. Good lord, I ...Slowly run into things and...They commence to fight with me. I have no idea how to help myself win. And...Sometimes the very 1st ENEMY beats me. And..I get to see the green king man. Oh but wait, sometimes i'll run into a tree and i'll retrieve a little comrade...And end up dying at the very next enemy. Do I fashion him out of wood? Was he hiding in there?! Who knows.
Sound-5/10 The game over sound makes me laugh. Its very funny. Because...Its the ONLY sound I remember in this game. I'm not entirely sure about the intro, there might have been some trumpets, but I might have been hallucinating from the boredom.
Overall-1/10 I know I gave 5's for graphics and sound, but...You know, thats taking each piece seperately, but as a whole, its like a wrestling team comprised of 2 normal sized menand 10 midgets taking on an entire horde of mutant four armed gorillas. It just doesn't matter.
This game is crap.
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